Where upon my boyfriend tries to give me nightmares...

[PepperElf]

Seriously. I think he wanted to give me nightmares... or make me vomit. I'm not sure which one.


He had to send me the source of the ultimate horror evah... Jim Carrey's imdb bio page


Why so horrible?

Because it contains THIS nasty blurb. I'm almost thinking maybe I should white it out so you can't see it unless you try... but I feel everyone here should suffer these nightmares too...

He had never heard of "Doctor Who" (1963) until being offered the role of the Eighth Doctor in Doctor Who (1996) (TV), which was the key factor into turning down the role, as he felt he would cause outrage amongst Doctor Who fans if the role wasn't played by a Doctor Who fan.

Seriously. What. The. Fuck. Jim fucking Carrey as DOCTOR WHO?..... Damn fucking right fans would riot. Not because he's not a fan but because he only plays 3 characters: fire marshall bill, serious guy, and Jim carrey acting up. And we all know which one he'd have picked for the Doctor...

What's even more horrible... don't forget that although 9 and 10 were all angsty about killing off all the time lords... it was EIGHT who actually did it. I mean 9 was brand new in his regeneration when he met rose - hadn't even seen his face yet...


The thought of Jim Carrey being the one to topple all the time lords and end the time war? ... what by annoying them to death?



(although I did have some interesting mental images of a TARDIS vomiting in disgust...)

[Caffienated_Caramel]

:eek You serious? Jim Carrey as the 8th Doctor?

[Kanalah]

Wait....wait what?

Just OMG no. No.

Carrey couldn't handle playing the Doctor anyway. Besides, I really like Paul McGann's 8th Doctor.

Besides, the Doctor would look really stupid in a green suit.