If you need proof of my identity, here's a taco

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Just don't drink and drive, k? K.

[fireheart]

I got as far as "ground beef is not a form of identification" and collapsed on the floor giggling like a maniac

[bhskittykatt]

Mmmm.....identity tacos.

Dammit, these Taco Bell posts make me crave Taco Bell!

I thought maybe the guy was trying to bribe the police man. Sort of like, "How 'bout I give you a taco and we forget the ID thing?"

[drunkenwildmage]

Well, the good news is, they don't have to feed him now when he's in jail.

[PepperElf]

this reminds me that i haven't had breakfast yet.

but seriously what an ass... sounds like in his drunken stupor he thought that if he said "no" the cops would just leave him alone. dumbass