NationStates

[DarthRetard]

Hahahaha. Well, there's this website I used to screw around on, and my little brother got me hooked on it again. It's based on Max Barry's book "Jennifer Government" or something, but it's a virtual government type thing where you create your own nation, address issues in your country, run your country however you want.

I made one for CustomersSuck:


http://www.nationstates.net/customerssuck

Let me know if you have any suggestions for our flag. I also encourage everyone to make a nation. It'll be fun and I'll create a region for us.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

For the flag, I suggest the logo on the forums of the cashier choking the guy from behind the register.

[DarthRetard]

I agree....doing it now.

[Knightmare]

I'm in. I've always wanted my own country.
I'll post the link when I successfully win my political coup.

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

I'll post the link when I successfully win my political coup.

I'll vote for ya. What's your platform?

[CaroPhoenix]

http://www.nationstates.net/the_kinkster_in_death

This is my Queendom. Just thought I'd have my own nation too.

[Knightmare]

I'll vote for ya. What's your platform?

Vote? There's no voting in my country! Guns! Grenades!
This is a coup.
Down with the bourgeois proletariat existential illuminati.. or whomever!

http://www.nationstates.net/fed_up_wage_slaves

[CaroPhoenix]

DR-

Now I'm a member of the Customers Suck Empire! Woohoo!

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

Vote? There's no voting in my country! Guns! Grenades!
This is a coup.

Hmmm, I suppose I'll have to reconsider my participation then...

Unless I get a gun.

[Knightmare]

A big one.
With lots of shiny bullets.

I, too, am part of the Empire.

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

Now I'm excited. I like shiny things.

[Worker-Intellectual]

I've been running Latouria for a while... now I'm running IhateCrappyTire

[DarthRetard]

Good....my empire is growing......Mwahahaha- Cough-Umm...

Welcome all.....uhh...yeah...

[Knightmare]

Now I must learn how to take over said "empire."
But it will take a lot longer than my coup. My so-called "government" is slow. It's taking forever to ratify my position on human cloning (more Super Soldiers!)
Looks like more cattle prods are needed.

[DarthRetard]

I knew we'd get a kick out of this....and hey, watch yourself. Right now I rule the Empire.

*evil laugh* Don't make me break out the force lighting.