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  • #1

    So a 300-pound naked guy walks into a Walmart

    and steals socks.

    http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...139447588.html

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    Maybe he's a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan?
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    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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      I saw part of the story last night and my first thought was "I wonder if he's on 'People of Walmart' yet?"
      The High Priest is an Illusion!

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        Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
        I saw part of the story last night and my first thought was "I wonder if he's on 'People of Walmart' yet?"
        Why yes, yes he is. (NSFW video clip in article)
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        Another theory states that this has already happened.

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        • #5
          I have a feeling that was much ado about nothing . . .

          Which is probably why he didn't bother stealing underwear first.
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