Hilarious training video!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

from the now-defunct Ames chain of stores. I especially love the horrible acting!

I'd also like to state that I ever start singing a song about my store, using the melody from "Amazing Grace", would somebody please shoot me, stab me, decapitate me, disembowel me, run over my corpse a couple times with a dump truck and bar-be-cue it to a crisp, just to play it safe? Thanks!

Do not click the following link if you are eating or drinking anything. I don't want to be causing a bunch of rule #1 violations:
http://www.amesfanclub.com/multimedia/glenmont.mpg

[DarthRetard]

Crunchios and Toaster Tarts!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god.

I'm so glad my store is two syllables. I'm still trying to figure out a way to sing this though.

[Rapscallion]

I love it when they know how not to take themselves too seriously. What really got me about this, though, is the name of the girl who picked the young lady up. Anyone else catch that and think it very appropriate?

Rapscallion

[DarthRetard]

Not sure I follow there Raps.

[Rapscallion]

"Thanks, Mysty..."

Spelling deliberate.

Rapscallion

[MystyGlyttyr]

Redhead and all! I swear, I know nothing of this.

.....

What's REALLY sad is I've actually done something like that before.

The mildly P.O.'ed look on that Misty/Mysty's face throughout the video is a nice touch, too.