Jester as Davan

[dalesys]

Something Positive seems about right to me.

[PepperElf]

heh. i use to do that to Mom ... back when I was stationed in Hawaii or on deployment to the middle east.

[AccountingDrone]

My husband pointed out that if we could source dry ice and a small cooler we could ship a snowball [or a cooler full of snow] down to Jester

[dalesys]

My husband pointed out that if we could source dry ice and a small cooler we could ship a snowball [or a cooler full of snow] down to Jester

I'm still in favor of a parachute extraction of a full load of "The Greatest Snow On Earth™" from a C-5 flying over Jester's head.

[Jester]

I should point out that the title of this thread is wrong. It is not Jester as Davan, but Davan as Jester. After all, I've been in the Sun Belt in general and Key West specifically longer than Something Positive has existed. And trust me when I tell you that I've been mocking northern folk about winter weather that entire time.

My husband pointed out that if we could source dry ice and a small cooler we could ship a snowball [or a cooler full of snow] down to Jester

Ship it on down. I'll use it to keep my beers cold while I bask in the sun, either at the pool, or on my balcony that overlooks my pool, or at some friend's patio, balcony, or pool.

In February.

I'm still in favor of a parachute extraction of a full load of "The Greatest Snow On Earth™" from a C-5 flying over Jester's head.

Good luck with that. Especially since Key West is home to both a Coast Guard base AND a Naval Air Station.

By the way, just to continue to be annoying, I'll point out that today I rode my bicycle to work in shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt, and yesterday I rode around the island on a scooter in shorts and a t-shirt.

Actually, this morning our AC went on the fritz, and we had to call maintenance to come fix it. That's right, we need our AC working. In February.

[dalesys]

Good luck with that. Especially since Key West is home to both a Coast Guard base AND a Naval Air Station.

They'll look up and say, "Not an Antonov. Friendly. Ignore."

[Jester]

Riiiiight. You just keep thinking that, dude.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

It's times like these where I'm pretty glad that I bask in and love cold weather. Any taunting from friends in warmer climes is just met with my disinterested, "And?"

[dalesys]

I wanna see Jester being chased by Pamjee.

[PepperElf]

it's ok. you can keep that icky sunlight!

yeah. i don't *mind* sunlight but i actually like it overcast more. when i was in hawaii i actually got tired of the constant summer.

[XCashier]

I tell people I'm originally from Phoenix, they say it's nice weather there now. They ask me if I miss it, and I say, "Ask me again in July."

[Arcus]

I'm still in favor of a parachute extraction of a full load of "The Greatest Snow On Earth™" from a C-5 flying over Jester's head.

I just happened to pick up a 60' parachute a week ago and we have an Air Force base not far away. All we need is to find the right guy with a sense of humor...

[Jester]

All we need is to find the right guy with a sense of humor...

And clearance from the U.S. Navy's Air Station, the U.S. Coast Guard, who also has a base here, and Key West International Airport.

Good luck with that.

[TheSHAD0W]

I'm still in favor of a parachute extraction of a full load of "The Greatest Snow On Earth™" from a C-5 flying over Jester's head.

Eh, a parachute isn't necessary. All you need is the correct bursting charge...

[AccountingDrone]

I just happened to pick up a 60' parachute a week ago and we have an Air Force base not far away. All we need is to find the right guy with a sense of humor...

Heck, I have 2 chutes, though I don't think Mike is still at NAS Key West, I think he rotated back to the west coast for his twilight tour.