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  • #16
    Just ask the CO if he knows that smart-ass bartender/magician == Mission approved!
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #17
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      Just ask the CO if he knows that smart-ass bartender/magician == Mission approved!
      Or ask around and do the drop on the shift of the guy who's done some tours on the dew line. Tell 'em we've got one of those "I'm poolside, you still shoveling?" types and it'll be open skies....

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      • #18
        Quoth sms001 View Post
        Or ask around and do the drop on the shift of the guy who's done some tours on the dew line. Tell 'em we've got one of those "I'm poolside, you still shoveling?" types and it'll be open skies....
        Great I just scared the hell out of the cat because I suddenly imagined Jester on the beach when several pallet loads of snow gets dropped on him

        Actually I could imagine some 'Ice Brewed Beer' commercial where some poor sucker sitting on a sunny beach in the keys pops the top and gets whumped with a pallet of snow...
        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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        • #19
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          Just ask the CO if he knows that smart-ass bartender/magician == Mission approved!
          We get plenty of military coming to our bar. They love us! So chances are good that that mission would be denied.

          Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
          Great I just scared the hell out of the cat because I suddenly imagined Jester on the beach when several pallet loads of snow gets dropped on him.
          To those of you planning this mission, please aim for the beach, since I'm never there. At a pool, on a boat, at a tiki bar or beachside bar (or any bar), sure. On the beach? Rarely.

          Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
          Actually I could imagine some 'Ice Brewed Beer' commercial where some poor sucker sitting on a sunny beach in the keys pops the top and gets whumped with a pallet of snow...
          Actually surprised that Coors Light hasn't done this already with their current ad campaign.

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #20
            Crap.

            Missed.

            Thanks guys, but he's at 24° 33' 19" N 81° 46' 58" W now. Yeah, you're cleared for military and civilian air space.
            Last edited by sms001; 08-17-2013, 03:18 PM.

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            • #21
              Yes, it snowed today in my home town, out in the freakin' desert. Yes, this is rare. And yes, I am nowhere near there, still living here in Key West. Nice try...you were only off by about two thousand miles or so.

              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
              Still A Customer."

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              • #22
                Quoth Jester View Post
                Yes, it snowed today in my home town, out in the freakin' desert. Yes, this is rare. And yes, I am nowhere near there, still living here in Key West. Nice try...you were only off by about two thousand miles or so.
                It's damn hard to create an entire universe in one timeless moment and have the lightning, snow and meteorites hit where they're supposed to after aeons...

                Damn butterflies! They screw up everything! You were supposed to be back home!
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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