Someone please tell me this is a joke.

[PepperElf]

come to think of it, iirc Blue Man Group … the peeps in blue have hair-nets to get the mehron-painted latex on properly. some of them also have short-cropped hair but it's not a requirement afaik… IIRC there's a couple of blue-girls who keep their hair longer & just use the nets.

[Aethian]

speaking of skinny skinny - i found some leggings in the base exchange that were painted to look like denim.

Those started as a infomercial. I have a pair to wear one Sundays when I'm just doing stuff round the house.