{Game} Punish the SC!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: SC is forced to eat an entire raw fish; one like this.

Crime: SC tries to use several out of date coupons to pay for her shopping, then throws a tantrum when they are all refused, after which she storms out of the store, leaving an entire trolley full of shopping for the staff to put back.

[wolfie]

Punishment: SC stops by the liquor store, buys a fifth of bourbon, and tells people he's going to get shitfaced. As he walks out, a flock of seagulls is flying overhead, and they "let fly" - bringing his statement to fruition.

Crime: SC orders vichioise and steak tartare, then demands a manager and complains about the incompetent staff bringing him cold soup and raw meat.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC's boss makes her work over the weekend all by herself.

Crime: SC says, "I hear your vacuum cleaners really suck."

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Repo men come and take away everything that SC has made payments on, but has never owned, including SC's internal organs.

Crime: SC comes in at five minutes to closing, browses for two hours and then complains about how the store is short-staffed since she "can't get anyone to help her".

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: Someone breaks into the SC's home and hides raw seafood in every room.

Crime: SC tries paying with 42 different credit/debit/gift cards, all of which are declined.

[XCashier]

Punishment: Bucket of ice water dumped over them. Then they have to clean up the entire mess.

Crime: SC decides they don't want their frozen raw seafood, hides the packages in various places around the store.

[catcul]

Punishment: Have Aphex scream at her for 9 minutes. Then make her listen to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" on a loop for an hour.

Crime: Two SC's decide that the dressing room is the perfect place for "sexy time."

Sorry. From the timestamps it looks like we were composing our answers at the same time, and you submitted yours first, so people took mine as being the last link in the chain.

"You deserve a spanking." -- Ben Dover, Jr.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is taken to court for criminal damage and instantly found guilty by the jury, made up of the staff of the department store. She is then stripped of everything she owns in order to pay for the damage.

Crime: After screaming at a sixteen year old cashier and reducing her to tears, the SC attempts to whitewash her behaviour by claiming that she's "having a bad day".

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Management fires the attendant, but hires SC as her replacement. Now SC has to deal with people like him on a daily basis, with no money whatsoever because his wife has control over all of his accounts.

Crime: SC leaves her naughty kids unattended in a department store on Christmas Eve. Chaos ensues and damages are in the thousands, if not millions, of dollars as the naughty kids go around breaking things. When salespeople and management finally find and confront SC, SC threatens to sue.

[wolfie]

Since nobody came up with a punishment, here's the crime again.

Crime: SC wants to try on the condoms.

Sorry. From the timestamps it looks like we were composing our answers at the same time, and you submitted yours first, so people took mine as being the last link in the chain.

[Chromatix]

Punishment: Oblige by stretching one over his head. (They often will stretch that far.) When he complains that you put it on "the wrong head", express puzzlement since that's the only one you can detect him possessing. If he attempts to demonstrate the existence of a second, call the police and report him for indecent exposure.

Crime: SC shows complete ineptitude in the operation of an SCO, and total disinterest in self-improvement in this regard, preferring instead to monopolise the attendant's time and sanity, fully aware that management has no spine whatsoever.

[catcul]

Punishment: Now comes the part where we point and laugh.

Since nobody came up with a punishment, here's the crime again.

Crime: SC wants to try on the condoms.

[Chromatix]

Punishment: Arquebus' next contract is moving a vintage tank for a collector. Upon finding the way blocked, the collector simply drives the tank off the trailer and into the yard. With the poor view out of the driver's slit, is it any wonder that he accidentally drives *over* the SC's car?

Crime: SC balks at the cost of a custom-built gaming PC, specified to his demanding requirements. "I can get something ten times better for half the price at Best Buy," he insists. A week later, he comes in with this potato computer, demanding that you "fix it for free" because, in his mind, you "recommended it to him".

[wolfie]

Punishment: On returning to the conveniently-located fire lane where he parked his car (with the family's Christmas presents in the trunk), IT'S NOT THERE. He angrily calls the number on the posted sign for Friendly Neighbourhood Towing, and gets a recorded message that the yard is closed from 5 PM Christmas Eve until 7 AM on the 27th so the staff can enjoy Christmas and Boxing Day. He calls back on the 27th, and they deny having his car - it seems a local gang of car thieves has got the bright idea that people don't pay attention to a tow truck hooking up cars that are obviously illegally parked. Also, his insurance company denies the claim because he waited until 3 days after the theft to report it to them - and it's still a week and a half before the second payment on his new car is due.

Crime: The lot at Krispy Kreme is full, so SC parks next door. Their lot is full too, so he "makes his own space" parking in the left side (viewed when coming in) of the wide driveway. On the peak of the corner on the right side is a telephone pole. Traffic coming from the nearest major highway has to make a right turn in order to get into the lot. The sign on the business says "Arquebus Motor Freight/Billy Bobtail Jimmy Jacknife Professional Truck Driver's Academy". Note: The names have been changed, but this is one I see A LOT.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is literally tied to his desk and left there over the weekend.

Crime: SC wants to try on the condoms.

Punishment: The SC is forced to watch back to back DVDs of the most unfunny comedy series known to man.

In other words, Saturday Night Live.