{Game} Punish the SC!

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC is shot with elephant Tranquilizers and then taken to a lab to learn of their amazing powers only to discover their nappy was full and they calm down after it is changed [what I don't ALWAYS slap an SC with seafood]

Crime:SC drives down the street blaring rap music at 3 am

[catcul]

Punishment: They get locked in a sound proof chamber and be forced to listen to 3 hours of bad chanting.

Crime: SC is trying on clothes in the aisle instead of the dressing room.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: SC is wrapped in a rubbish bag to cover them, then put with the other rubbish down the chute a la Veruca Salt.

Crime: On being told that the toy of the year is sold out, the SC goes ballistic and throws a tantrum that would make a two year old blush.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC has to forfeit all of his diplomas and degrees and attend preschool again. SC's mother has to take him in again after his wife leaves him for acting like a baby. Cue the Time-Out Chair.

Crime: SC comes to a high-falutin', fancy-shmancy, formal restaurant that serves paté and champagne and has waiters in suits and ties. However, SC looks like he's dressed for a beach party that's full of sports, scantily-clad hotties, and beer.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC is shown to a table in the alley behind the restaurant and nobody comes all night

Crime:SC does the old flaming bag of *you know what* trick

[catcul]

Punishment: An angry mafia matriarch has *you know what* dumped on his car.

Crime: SC is *making herself happy* in mens' wear.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Cue the creepy, dirty old guy....

Crime: SC pulls her kids from school for teaching them sex education because "it might make them gay."

[Kit-Ginevra]

Punishment:SC's kids are locked in a room with a perpetual looping tape of 'Happy Harry the Horny Homo'*

Crime:The SC makes numerous(honk!honk!) references (you don't get many of them to the pound love) to the till girl's ample chest (DD is Double Delight,isn't it sweetie)








*this title is presumed imaginary.If it isn't,I am not responsible for what happens next

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets a surprise from "Vice Grip" Vicki.

Crime: SC complains about the "fatty" at the cash register to management.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Management assumes that SC has multiple personalities and was complaining about one of them, so, thus, refers SC to a psychiatrist.

Crime: SC claims to know the owner and wants a discount because of it. Catch: Owner really does know SC.

[catcul]

Punishment: The owner informs SC that he pays the same price everyone else pays.

Crime: SC plays hard core pornography over the loud speakers in the local retail store.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC thinks he's going to live in a nudist colony, but he's really become the star of a porn version of the Truman show, and he has to have sex with older, dirtier, creepy men if he wants to live.

Crime: SC wants everything on TV banned because it might make her kids gay/violent/opposed to her ideals, etc. However, instead of just shutting off the TV and taking it away, she complains to every broadcaster in the country. When told no, she throws a hissy fit on social media and on TV, the very thing that she despises the most.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: SC is sent to live in the wild part of New Guinea, where the residents are still in the Stone Age, and therefore, TV doesn't exist.

Crime: SC complains cuz the supermarket is closed on Christmas Day and insists that it should be open, cuz retail staff aren't entitled to holidays.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Punishment: Customers are directed to SC's house to collect any groceries they need on Christmas Day,regardless of whether or not it disrupts her day

Crime:SC has been at the till for ten minutes,emptying out every jeans pocket,coat packet,handbag,purse etc. to find The Mysterious Hiding Credit Card (tm).

[wolfie]

Punishment: Everyone in line behind the SC is handed a salmon. Time for some fish-slapping.

Crime: In order to avoid door dings, SC occupies 2 parking spaces by straddling the line so that they'll have a BIG buffer between themselves and the adjacent cars.