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  • #91
    Punishment: A gang of Hell's Angels park their motorcycles all around his car, ensuring that he can't get out until they're darned good and ready to move their bikes. And if he throws a fit, he gets to speak to the leader, Tiny (6'7", 350 lbs of muscle, former boxer and bouncer with extremely low bullshit tolerance).

    Crime: SC complains about how expensive the payments on her mansion and yacht are to the store employee who's living in his 20-year-old car due to poverty.
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    • #92
      Punishment: SC gets to live in the car for a year and SE gets to have the Mansion and yacht forever on SC's expense


      Crime: SC goes to Hot Topic and demands they play stuff like Frank Sinatra
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      • #93
        Punishment: SC attends a 6 hour Black Eyed Peas concert.

        Crime: SC's dog makes a mess in the aisle, SC doesn't clean it up.
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        • #94
          Punishment: SC's front yard becomes a dog park--excrement removal strictly optional.

          Crime: The SC enters a break room clearly marked EMPLOYEES ONLY and makes off with goodies left for staff.
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          • #95
            Punishment: The goodies were from a batch which had been recalled for botulism contamination, but whoever brought them in hadn't heard about the recall.

            Crime: On a crowded bus, SC has his bag on the seat next to him, denying a seat to other passengers.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #96
              Punishment: An 800 lb person sits on the seat, not seeing the bag...oh dear, that contained thousands of dollars of fragile ornaments the SC meant for Christmas presents.

              Crime: SC keeps chatting up employee, and getting sleazier and nastier even after she says she's not interested.
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              • #97
                Punishment:Cashier's very gay and very persistent coworker decides he likes the look of SC and will not take no for an answer.

                Crime:SC insist that the store honour their coupon-the one that expired 6 months ago.
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                • #98
                  Punishment: The coupon is honored, but the items they receive all expired six months ago.

                  Crime: Customer pays in pennies. For a $50 order. No baggies, no nothing, he just dumps it all onto a moving conveyor belt.
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                  • #99
                    Looks like I got in second on this one, with a similar answer.

                    Punishment: The store honors the coupon but only on a product that expired six months ago.

                    Punishment: All the pennies get sucked under the conveyor belt and fall into into an inaccessible area, and the sales clerk didn't notice them putting the pennies on the belt. The SC still has to pay $50. No one believes them about the pennies

                    Crime: SC insists the salesperson give them the employee's discount on their purchase.
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                    • Punishment: The SC gets the discount-since that makes them an employee,they now have to work the rest of the shift.

                      Crime:The SC is using their mobility scooter as a battering ram to poke the legs of the customer ahead of them in the queue
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                      • Punishment: Said customer then videotapes the SC ramming the door with the word "Pull" on it and uploads it onto YouTube. Cue anger and humiliation when SC's grandchildren view the video.

                        Crime: SC "samples" from the produce section one too many times.
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                        • Punishment: Someone comes to SC's house and samples all of the contents of SC's refrigerator.

                          Crime: Two SCs decide to test the ropes, chains, and tie downs in the middle of the hardware store.
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                          • Punishment: SCs' wives agree to be the doms of BDSM with the SCs as the subs and then go too far with the ropes, chains and tie-downs that the SCs bought.

                            Crime: SC criticizes a mother for breastfeeding in public. The mother already covered her breasts with a cloth way before the SC even noticed her.
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                            • Punishment: On leaving the store, the SC is ambushed by a group of lactivists who witnessed the above incident. The SC is badly beaten and spends Christmas in hospital.

                              Crime: The SC demands to use the staff toilet, despite the fact that this is not allowed due to the valuable stock out back and the employee would get fired for allowing it.
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                              • Punishment: A sign is mounted on SC's house "Public Toilets". They must allow anyone and everyone to use their bathroom without complaint, and put up with anything else that happens as a result.

                                Crime: SC consistently demands expert help from people who don't work in the department they need help in (or don't even work in the store), sometimes to the point of herding the 'slacker' to the item they want help with.
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