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Belated *hugs* from both me and my three year old son (he just ran up to my laptop and hugged it, so I'm assuming it's okay to assume he'll share hugs with you!)
Persephone
Dear traffic and other cars on the road,
Please be good and not snarled. Please do not try to hit my poor little Escape. I will be driving a long way today with my Daughter and Son and I want all three of us to make it safely to the hotel. Please cooporate with me here. I happen to love my munchkins.
Thanks,
the moving Momma
Dear Daughter and Son,
I know things are crazy and you two have been being SOOOOOOO good. Please keep it up for two more days. I know you'll be couped up in the car a lot today and tomorrow but I promise to let you run around in the new yard until you can't move anymore as SOON as we get there. Please stay quietish in the car. I have all your favorite DVDs in the backseat for you so you can watch them while Mommy drives. Or we can listen to music. Whatever you want to do.
Just please please please keep being good. I can't thank you enough.
Love,
Mommy
Dear Hubby and Kitty,
I miss you both so much already! We'll see you tomorrow afternoon. Be safe driving today and remember to call me when you get there.
Love,
me
Dear Landlady,
You, by the way, rock. Thank you for calling me this morning to let me know everything was turned on and ready. And you offered to come by tomorrow to help unload the truck? I told you we don't need it, but I have this odd feeling you'll probably stop by to make sure anyway. And thanks for the offers of help in unpacking if I need it. That I might take you up on one day next week, just to get everything DONE. I hate living amongst boxes.
I'm excited I'll be meeting you soon!
Thanks,
your new tenant
I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.
He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.
Embrace the snow! Love the snow! Appreciate the snow! At least it's WARM enough to snow!
--Kia
Dear Snow,
Please don't be so heavy that I have to shovel and salt the sidewalk. I don't enjoy doing that, and I'm wearing good shoes today. You're very pretty as just a light fall, and you make me happy because I might take advantage and go skiing this weekend - but I really don't want to have to shovel and salt, k?
Dear Car,
I know i haven't treated you the best lately, but money is a little tight. Now that we have the tax return so are going in for some much need TLC. Also you have shiney new tires. Can you please not have that much wrong with you? Please? I love you even if you are stubborn like me. Try to keep it under a grand ok? Please
The person who puts gas in you
Dear life,
Can we knock it the ()*&% off? I would really like a little less stress in my life. The crying needs to stop. I don't have time for another crash like I had 5 years ago.
The Annoyed
Dear Doctors who are looking at my Mommy
FOR THE LOVE OF GORD FIND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY MOMMY!!!!! She is getting depressed and we know something is wrong with her. Also can we make the camera down the throat to look at the flippy bit on top of her painless for her. Just knock her ass out and everyone will be happier and we won't have to hurt you, I have a stupid stick and will use it.
The annoyed and pissed off Daughter.
Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.
Dear Building Suite Neighbors,
Yes, it's very cool that you get to walk around our office building all day long with guns on your hips...you're totally rockin' the "Old West Cowboy" look.
However, just cause you have lights and sirens in your unmarked cars in the parking lot doesn't mean you have to set them off every freaking Friday!
Yes, I'm sure they need to be checked that everything is working properly, but a half hour of 3 cars going at the same time while you all stand around showing off chatting about which has the loudest horn isn't productive for anyone on this entire side of the building. Really.
A crisis is a problem you can't control. Drama is a problem you can, but won't. - Otter
Please come in soon. My stupid co-horts lost mine and I need a new one sent out ASAP. I want to get my taxes done BEFORE March!
-EQ
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
Glad your healthy! Enjoy it!! Also, get used to being sleepy. Babies do that to you in the first trimester and the third. And by the third they're running out of space so getting comfortable enough TO sleep can be interesting!
Don't feel bad about napping. Like I've told you your body will tell you what it needs. Listen to it. You have a great excuse to catch naps for the next few months -- use it!
Thinking about you,
a fellow Momma-to-be
I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.
He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.
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