Dear....

[Ghel]

Dear Chest Hair Guy,

Button up your shirt! This is not the 70s. It is not socially acceptable to show off chest hair. That patch of curly white hair sprouting from your sunken chest makes it look like you've got a sheep in there! I mean, seriously! Do you fluff it? It sticks out farther than your nose! The thought that you think it makes you look manly or attractive grosses me out. I keep expecting a live animal to jump out of your shirt!

Ghel

[KiaKat]

Dear Ghel,

Maybe it's a fluffy cat tail? I mean, that has to be some *serious* chest hair to stick out that far.

--Kia

Dear staff,

PLEASE READ THE GODDAMNED EMAIL! I'm tired of repeating the same things over and over and not seeing any changes!

--Your poor, put-upon manager

ETA:

Dear hips,

STOP HURTING! I've done nothing to you lately! *sob*

--The person trying to lose weight to STOP the hip pain!

[fireheart]

Dear uni bookstore,

Thank you for having both of my subject readers ready to go! Now can you please give me the subject reader or a textbook for ANOTHER one of my classes?!

Love me.

dear bladder,

Please get rid of the infection already. it is really really irritating trying to hold it in so my manager doesn't get pissed that I'm taking pee breaks five times a shift. (I'm not pregnant, I'm not diabetic)

Love me.

Dear date,

I you.

love me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Coffee,

Thank you for coming back into my life.


Rummy
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Dear Rads,

Any odd dreams?


Rummy

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Life;

You have once again sent me the message, and it has been received, loud and clear. I was a fool to think that I could change my fate, I know that now. I give up, you win.

--Me

[crazylegs]

Dear T

I don't understand. Why are you being like this? Talk to me?

Concerned

Crazylegs

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear drug withdrawal,

I am pleasantly surprised. I felt worse going from 75 to 37.5 than I'm feeling going from 37.5 to 0. Then again, I'm not at work. These little dizzies this afternoon are annoying but not nearly as bad as I was expecting.

-me

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Dear Roomie,

Thanks for getting me out of the house. And for driving. It was fun and now I has blue toenails!

-me

[iradney]

Dear Rummy

The only thing I dreamed about was work!! *sigh* Sad, I know!
How's Child Rum?

Love,
Rads

Dear Payday

oooh you're nearly here!!! EEEE!!!!

Love
Rads

[SteverinoNY]

Dear Rads,

Payday is a wonderful thing to dream about! Can the CSers raise a collection to help me move out from underneath the crushing pressures of my mother and her demandingness? I'll bring treats!

Thankfully in advance,

Steverino!

Dearest Grandparents,

You rock...that is all!

Lovingly,

Stephen

Dearest Mother,

Cram it...and stop commenting on every little thing!

Close to a nervous breakdown,

Your Eldest Son

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mr. Rum,

Why did you let your alarm clock go off 2 times!? It woke up Child Rum and now we're in the living room and she's still tired. I'm still tired. You were supposed to wake up early.


Rummy
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Dear Rads,

Was the work dream scary?


Rummy

[iradney]

Dear SteverinoNY

I'd give some money, but since my total would be worth about 10 bucks US, I dunno if it would help much (I get paid in South African Rands )

Love,
Rads

Dear Rummy

OMG, you have no idea...thankfully it's a good day at work today! Weee!

Love
Rads

[SteverinoNY]

Dear Rads,

Anything would help! I'm sorry the rand is low on the exchange rate? Maybe we can both move to Canadaland and I'll be your live in housekeeper and dog walker?

Thanks muchly!

Dearest Bed,

Thank you for being comfy!

Rested,

Steve

[Ghel]

Dear Kia,

It IS some serious chest hair. You can't help but notice it. The guy's got curly hair on his head, too, but he doesn't fluff it. If he ever needs to join Hair Club for Men they could just swap the skin on his chest for the skin on his head, and he'd be all set.

And he's here for a week examining the bank. I can't wait until the exam's done so I don't have to see him any more.

Ghel

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear MOAO®--

I haven't heard from you lately.

Very concerned--

YOAO

[monolayth]

Dear everyone,

Am 36 weeks along now. GET IT OUT!

tired of this,

Mono