Dear....

[Lil Bunny]

Dear Mono's baby:

She's not kidding. If, you are still in there on the Tuesday after next, we can and will get your mommy laughing so hard her water breaks. We have done this before, we will do it again.

You have been warned.

[SteverinoNY]

Dearest Baby inside Momma Mono,

Come out...the world isn't scary, well not until you turn 18!

Cheerfully,

your CS Uncle (one of many)

Dearest Cape Cod weather,

Please be nice for the 2 weeks I am going to be there...no rain no rain no rain STOP!

An Amateur Weatherman and Beach Lover!

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear life,

AUUUUUGHGHGHGGGH.

--RP

[monolayth]

Dear life,

Why am I still pregnant?

huge,

mono.


Dear mother nature,

Your a cruel cruel B*&ch. Why did you make it almost impossible to sleep more than an hour at a time before giving birth?

not so rested,

mono.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

Just because you get naked, doesn't mean Mommy or Daddy will give you a bath. Especially since you had 2 baths yesterday!

You don't get that dirty in less than a 24-hour period.

Love,
Mommy

P.S. No amount caterwauling will get me to change my mind. Also, please ... put your pants back on at least! No nakieness in my house! Sheesh!

[monolayth]

Dear everyone,

Well i am offically nesting. Have spend my day sorting baby clothing washing it and placing it in the dresser. Also got irrationally angry @ the SO for wanting to sleep in instead of doing the dishes.

BTW dishes are done......

happy and tired,
mono


Dear K,

Thank you a million times over for the stuff. you made thjings a thousand times easier. remind me to get you flowers.

Love and appriciation,
J

[SteverinoNY]

Dearest Mono's Baby,

Please come out...we want to meet you!

Steve

Dearest Cape Cod Weather,

Thank you for being awesome.

Steve-o

Dearest Mother,

Thanks for calming down!

Your loving son

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Rooks (my cat, for those that don't know)--

Please don't ever scare me like that again! I was worried sick about you.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

Please forgive me for having to force medications into you for the next week.

-- "Mom"

[monolayth]

Dear everyone

Have finally finished going through, washing, and putting away all the baby stuff.

Yay me! now I am tired and in need of a back rub lol.

Tired,
Mono

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

I hated to return the brand-new toy I bought you at Target today, but I had to follow through. Maybe next time, when I ask you not to kick me or I ask you to take a nap, you will do what I say and not be naughty.

Also, stripping your clean sheets off your bed and upending both your mattress and box springs is not amusing to me. Please stop it or you're going to have to sleep in a sleeping bag and roll it up every morning and unroll it every night to go to bed.



I need help,
Your Mommy

P.S. Please stop referring to it as Old Mommy's car when I know you mean, Mommy's old car! I am not old!
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Dear Rental Car,

Number 1 - You rock as a car! I didn't know I'd love a Dodge car so much! And I think it's awesome that I get to drive a car that at the bare minimum costs roughly $26,000.

Number 2 - You have introduced me to the joys of Sirius satellite radio! I never knew there was an All Elvis radio station! I am soooo in love!

Sincerely,
Rummy

[SteverinoNY]

Dearest Rummy,

Thank you for being a good mommy and setting limits on your child. Child Rum will appreciate it when she gets older

An Appreciative Friend

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yay me! now I am tired and in need of a back rub lol.

Tired,
Mono

Dear Mono,

This made me think of a maternity t-shirt I once saw. It has a silhouette of a pregnant woman and says "All I wanted was a back rub."

-be

[iradney]

Dear Rummy

You did the right thing. My parents were the same, and look how I turned out!!
Er...ok, maybe not the BEST example...

Love
Rads

Dear Parents

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! I'll be seeing you guys in 5 sleeps!! WWEEEEEEEEE!!!

Love
Rads

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Powers That Be;

What IS IT with you and giving frakking CANCER to people whose lives have only JUST begun?

Been wondering about this ever since one of my cousins died of brain cancer at only 8 years old;

--Jack

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear SteverinoNY and Rads,

Thank you both for your votes of confidence!

She was very upset while I was returning it. (I had to bring her with me). Hopefully she won't pull any more naughty stunts like that again.

However, now she wants a 6 piece and a 4 piece chicken nugget happy meal from mickeydees ...

I do love her ... I really do,
Rummy