Dear....

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

Thanks, I needed that.

Love
Pepper


Dear Child Rum,

I hope we get to see anew picture of you from your first day of school. Are you excited?

Love ,

Pepper

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear School,

You cannot start soon enough.

Tiredly,
Child Rum's Mommy
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Dear Child Rum,

Why is it a production when we need to wash your hair?

I'm buying you nose plugs, goggles and ear plugs so I can get the hair washing done in record time. I am now soaked more than your hair.


Mommy

[BarbieGirl]

Dear Rummy,

Perhaps something like this?

I think I'm going to get one too!

Barbiegirl

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear BarbieGirl,

I think I love you.

I'm definitely buying this. Maybe I can wash Child Rum's hair in the bathtub again and not in the kitchen sink.


Rummy

[monolayth]

Dear sleep,

I miss you!


tired,
Mono

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear health problems,

Please be leaving my mother alone. It is freaking me out. I don't like it.



--RP

Comcast Search-y thingy,

I am not searching for Amazon.com with you. I don't recall inviting you.
I put something in my address bar and I want to go there.
Go away and show me Amazon.

--RP

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

I'm very happy you had a good first day of school yesterday.

Now, we're going to have to work on this obsession you have with upending your bed. The mattress and box spring are NOT "mountains". And please do not be touching the metal bed frame and slamming it against the window in your room. You and the bedframe could easily fall out the window.

Growing older by the minute,
Mommy

PS Why couldn't you have slept in and not get up at 5:30? You're going to be very cranky at school today.

[RootedPhoenix]

IDaR,

*offers hugs*
The thought of my child getting hurt like that would freak me out! I hope Child rum stops upending her bed.

--RP

Dear self,

Go to bed earlier. This can't keep happening like this.

--your will-be-tired-in-the-morning self

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Baby Industry:

Not all babies are fat little Buddhas. I would like some pants that actually stay on my skinny kid and some cloth diapers with leg holes that fit as well.

Thank you.

[the_std]

Dear Awesome Job Opportunity,

I love you. Please be mine.

Pining away,
Me

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear wheels of justice,

Please turn faster.

-me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear RP,

I ended up having to lock her out of her room last night so she was in the living room, watching tv, and playing with her toys.

Running out of ideas,
Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Thank you for sleeping in an extra hour.

I'm still exhausted. I'm taking a nap today. Nothing no one can do about it neither.

So there,
Mrs. Rum

[persephone]

Dear Mono,

It does get better. I promise.

Another Mommy (who once missed sleep too)

[fireheart]

Dear Anakhouri,

I think my cousin had pretty much the same problem with her little baby boy (very skinny legs and arms and wouldn't even fit into 0000 jumpsuits). They do grow pretty quickly, so hopefully the problem will be temporary.

In the meantime, elastic for the pants and as for diapers....I'm not so sure...

Love,
Fireheart.

[MannersMakethMan]

Dear bus driver,

You had a sign on the front of the bus saying you were going to my stop. You sold me a ticket to go to my stop, and you had to think which button to press to issue, so I know you knew where I was going. Why then did you just decide to cut half of your route out because you were running late without even telling me? And then to make out it was my fault? Consider yourself lucky it wasn't yesterday so you get to keep your head.

No love,
Me