Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Roomie,

I don't care about your fifth graders' grammar tests. If you must read them to me, at least do it during the commercials.

Thank you.


Dear ABCNews,

How many stories are you going to do from SuperFreakonomics? At this rate, I won't need to bother reading the book.

[the_std]

Dear Gramma,

I haven't liked you since I was thirteen or so, and yet I still make every effort to be polite to you when I can't avoid you. I'm sure you're not so dense as to be ignorant of my feelings, so you must see how hard I try to be a nice person for my family's sake.

It would be very nice to see some of that reciprocated now that I'm an adult. I'm not asking you to like me, just don't antagonize me to my face. We can make this so much easier on everyone else if we just play nice twice a year.

Stressed out,
Me

[BarbieGirl]

Dear head,

I'm tempted to jab scissors in my thigh to hide the pain from you. please make the migraine go away.

very annoyed
Me

Dear house,

please clean yourself so the hubs can come home to at least a nice house instead of a mess and a wife curled in the fetal position on the bed.

beggingly me

Dear Mirena-

DIAF I hate you worse right now than I hate my MIL (and thats saying something)
As soon as I pick my new ob/gyn in my new city you are gone the way of the dodo birds and I can get my body and life back to normal. fricking side effects.

definitely no love
REALLY REALLY pissed off me

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear MOAO--



I sincerely hope not.

I miss you.



--YOAO

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Dear BGG--

I'm still completely confused.





--me

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Dear cold--

I just got rid of you and my recent addiction to cough drops.

Why did you come back?

You suck.

--me

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[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Bella's cold,

Beat it.

Dear brain,

No, that is not a cue to start "Beat It" in my head.
Oh well, *rocks out*.

Dear eyes,

Guitar case =/= a drum. Really. That was a guitar case you saw.
*sighs, saves up for glasses*

--RP

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear RP--

Thanks for trying to talk some sense into my cold. It kinda worked.

I think I have a slight ear infection instead.

--Bella

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Dear crappy music selection at work--

I have a horrible medley stuck in my head (Beat It and Some Like It Hot--plus others).

I hate you.

No love.

--me

[fireheart]

Dear body,

Please stop being achey and hurty all the time. I would like to walk and cough without having to double over.

Love,
Me.

Dear SnuggieSutra,

Why are you so addictive?

Love,
Me.

Dear mind,

Why did I freak out when I got written up? My manager wondered what the fuck was up with me then.

Love,
Me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Self,

Why do you feel so emotionally battered?

I feel drained ... like I've been crying non-stop for 12 hours straight!

What is wrong?

You're crying over the drop of a hat.

Stop it!


Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Rummy,

I know the feeling.



-be

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear be,

You too?



Hope you're doing better than me,
Rummy
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Dear Body,

Just because I had to walk all over the Maryland Renn Faire today, doesn't mean you can put a lump in my lower back, make my legs hurt and almost give out, make me wheeze, and make me have to stop frequently because I couldn't breath (I would have have been happy with an oxygen tank).


Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Thank you for letting me buy my new hat! I loves it!

It was even on sale!


Mrs. Rum

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

Pictures? ? ? ? pwease?


Pleadlingly,

Pepper

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Shpepper,

Check out the "Off Topic" Section under the heading "My New Hat".

Happily,
Rummy

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

I'd check it but I lost my pen ! ! !


Punnily,

Pepper

[crazylegs]

Dear Girlfriend



That is all

See you tonight

Crazylegs

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Shpepper,

Puns are great fun!

Now I'm hungry and will be searching for food and drink for me.

Wanderingly,
Rummy
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Dear Crazylegs,

Girlfriend?

Yay!




Rummy