Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear empty wine glass,

I know you hate me, but falling off my counter and breaking on my kitchen floor really affects the cats more than me. The poor things had to wait a whole twenty minutes for me to empty and clean their dishes, mat, and food area so they wouldn't end up with glass shards in them. DON'T YOU KNOW MY CATS ARE STARVING! TWENTY MINUTES! THE HORROR!

Resigned to eternally suffering hungry cats,
--Kia

Dear Kia,

It could be worse; my cat once knocked a bottle of red wine out of the wine rack and it broke all over the floor. Not only did my pissed-off parents have to clean up the whole kitchen, but I had to catch the very frightened cat and inspect his little purple feet for blood (there was a small cut but nothing serious).

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Dear Roomie,

Please stop talking.

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Dear Heat,

Please work better.

-be

[fireheart]

Dear Kiakat,

The doctor explained it all to me, that it shouldn't be a problem with kids and such. But thank you anyway

Love,
me.

Dear fuzzbuckets,

Yes I am aware that you are both indoor kitties. Yes, we do take you outside on a regular basis. However, this does not mean that every single time one of us heads to the back door, that we are going to take you outside.

Love,
Me.

Dear John Barrowman,

You are dreamy.

Love,
Me.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear fuzzbuckets,

Yes I am aware that you are both indoor kitties. Yes, we do take you outside on a regular basis. However, this does not mean that every single time one of us heads to the back door, that we are going to take you outside.

Dear fireheart,

This is why we stopped taking the cat outside. It just encouraged him.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

When Mommy says "Don't touch the fuse box" she really means "Don't. Touch. The. Fuse. Box."

She does not mean "Please touch the fuse box and pull down the bar the controls the electricity for. the. entire. house."


Momma Rum

[Green_Fairy]

dear The Boy
i love you. lots. let's grab The Kiddo and run off to australia. live happily ever after, yeah?
peanut butter


dear tummy
seriously. stop hurting! it's been like...two days. taco bell isn't this devastating.
GF

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

Thanks for going out and about and getting stamps for me! You're snazztastic!

Love,

Becks

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Dear MOTH™,

Yeah, I get it. You don't like snow. As a matter of fact, you hate it. Good for you.

Think on this, though.

Living in an apartment, we don't have to worry about shoveling snow, like we did in NJ.

We live much closer to where I work than we did in NJ.

We only got snow AFTER the first of December (that I personally saw for myself), and today is the first time it's sticking.

It doesn't snow just to piss you off.

I, the overworked underpaid retail worker, have to put up with people buying enough food to get through the apocalypse. You, the person who doesn't have to work, get to stay home, except for a trip or two for the purpose of taking me to work and/or bringing me home.

You hate snow? Then move somewhere that they never ever ever see it except for maybe on TV.

Not sympathetic,

--me

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Becks--

You are most welcome.

Also--

--Sunshine

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Mei Mei:

I can always tell winter has really started when you decide you want to cuddle, after ignoring me the rest of the year.

Stupid cat.

Love, Ana

[Becks]

Dear Wisconsin,

I hate your winters. I really do.

It's just a nonstop -a-thon.

Thinking of moving somplace warmer for the next 4 months,

--me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Nose,

Please stop dripping and then getting clogged!

It is getting old and annoying.

No Love,
Me

[AnaKhouri]

Dear James Dyson:

I LOVE YOU.

>smooch<

Love, Ana

[the_std]

Dear Everyone Ever At All,

Please, please, please try to retain some vestige of sanity for the next few weeks. Most of you are nice and happy and all of that kind of stuff, but you're still crazy as hell! It would be very nice if you realized that this holiday season is not all about you and yours. Try to think of the big picture and then maybe, just maybe, us front-line stiffs will get through this alive.

Counting down the hours till this is all over,
Me

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear City of Green Bay and surrounding areas--

For the love of God, please learn what road salt is, AND USE IT!! The streets are still horrible! And maybe think about doing a bit more plowing to get the packed down ice/snow off the streets. People are *still* sliding when coming to a stop, even when doing 10 below the speed limit.

Scared to death of driving--

--Me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear My Cooking Ability,

Where did you go?

Did you go to the land the brought me a stuffed up nose?

I wish you'd come back.

Dinner was ruined!


Rummy

[fireheart]

Dear Classmate from my old high school,

Thank you for reminding me of Rule #34 (If it exists, there is porn of it). What did not help, was me being reminded of the time you used the school computers to create porn using Adobe Flash. Yes, they were stick figures. I am aware of that. But still....

Love,
me.

Dear shoulder,

Stop being so hurty.

Love,
me/

Dear new work shirts,

Please get here ASAP! I need you!

Love,
me.

Dear old store,

Where the hell is my file for my new store? It is really annoying at the moment because guess what-they haven't gotten my new file yet! It is two weeks now! And I know for a fact that the FEM and the ASM (assistant store manager) are not screwing around with me, given that the FEM has been with the company more than 10 years, and the ASM was my old FEM at old store.

Seriously, keep this up and I'll be making a few calls to the HR office.

Love,
me.

(for the CSers-I am still getting paid, just the lack of file is increasingly frustrating for everyone.)