Dear....

[Becks]

MOTH™,

You know, when the Jerseymobile© starts making funny noises and you get concerned, and I pay the rent for that month and the one after so you can take the car in to get looked at, that *really* means to take the fucking car in to get looked at.

You didn't, and now you don't want to drive it because you think...something. I don't know what. Burning smell, check engine light on, whatever the fuck else.

And you wonder why I'm only concerned about how Lizziebeff and I are going to get to work and back until she can drive her car again.

It's not my fault and not really my problem. I told you MONTHS ago to take it in.

Not happy with you,

--me

[Elspeth]

Dear Brain:

Please hold together. I know I am pushing a lot of info at you right now but the company needs us and I would like to help take stress off of the other accounting person. Yes I know I told you would wouldn't have to go back but well you crap happens. If you want a roof over your head and be able to buy games and movies then you will work with me here. I promise Sunday will be a Pirates day and you can watch all 3 movies. Plus you get a break on Friday when we go to a sewing expo with my Mom and Aunt.

Love
The person who carries you around and feed you coffee

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear CarMax;

Your "no haggle" prices are too high, especially in this economy. You should seriously reconsider them.

--A frustrated (potential) customer

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Dear Chevy Chase Bank and Suntrust Bank;

You both suck big, hairy, sweaty gorilla balls!

That is all.

--Jack

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Khan,

It's OK if you don't like Chuck E. Cheese. It was freaking me out too.

I'm glad you liked the singing mouse but don't get too attached to it. You know what your dad does to mice.

Love, Mama

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Dear Tristan,

Happy second birthday! Your mom started something by naming you that because every other baby boy I meet seems to be named Tristan, Trystan, Trystin or some other (idiotic) variation.

Love, your godmother

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Becks--

Skwush.

--Sunshine

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Not at all dear Becks' fiance--

Words cannot describe the way I feel about you.



--Me

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Not at all dear Becks' fiance's mother--

Don't you DARE blmae Becks. YOUR SON is at fault.

Words cannot describe how I feel about you, either.

--Me

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Not so dear State of Wisconsin--

Thanks ever so much for putting us through 2 weeks of sheer misery, for something that should have been brought to someone's attention 2½ years ago.

Grrrr.

--Me

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Dear coordinators of the Olympic closing ceremonies,

Thank you for having that bit with the mime fixing the fourth tower of the 'cauldron'. That was nicely done.

The only thing that could have made it better (and more Canadian) would be having Red Green go out with a huge roll of duct tape.

Thanks, El Pollo Guerrera

P.S. - why was the mime dressed like Mario?

[fireheart]

Dear Life,

YOu heartily suck.

No love,
Me.

Dear wallet,

Can you please grow with funds? Mummy needs a new bra.

Love,
me.

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

Thanks.

Skwushy skwush.

Love,

Becks

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear coordinators of the Olympic closing ceremonies,

Thank you for having that bit with the mime fixing the fourth tower of the 'cauldron'. That was nicely done.

Hee, that was cute. I enjoyed it. Also loved that they had the woman who was supposed to light it for the opening come back and light it for the closing. That was awesome.

Also, Michael J. Fox.

[fireheart]

Dear mum,

Snapping at me because I'm "lazy" is going to make me less likely to want to do something. Snapping at me because I get defensive whenever you start criticizing me is going to make me want to snap back.
Snapping at me because I supposedly lie to my counsellors and hide behind them only seems to further support the idea that you are not my mother. You are a heartless control freak who seems to think that because I'm not the perfect little angel that does things without being asked straightaway, that I'm therefore someone you can snap at constantly. I'd move out if I had the funds to support myself, which I don't. So unless you want to wind up with one dead daughter on your hands, I suggest you realise that controlling everything is going to get you absolutely nowhere in life.

No love,
Me.

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear fireheart,

*hugs, hugs, and more hugs*

*a million more hugs just because*

--RP

Guy I'm angry at,

Do you know what you are? You are the flavored frosting on the cake.

I'm so mad at you I don't even know where to begin. Many agree.

May you someday learn not to suck like a vacuum.

--RP

Other people I'm angry at,

You too.

--RP

[Bella_Vixen]

Dearest Rooks, my beautiful cat--

I'm sorry for any pain and misery I put you through.

I know you're in a better place now, but I'll miss you hogging the bed.

-"mom"

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dearest Rooks, my beautiful cat--

I'm sorry for any pain and misery I put you through.

I know you're in a better place now, but I'll miss you hogging the bed.

-"mom"

Oh, no!!

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear EscapeArtist--

Thanks for the hugs. Putting her to sleep was harder then I thought it would be on me.

Hugs back.

--Bella

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear EscapeArtist--

Thanks for the hugs. Putting her to sleep was harder then I thought it would be on me.

Hugs back.

--Bella

I've been there with Pablo...and it was not expected, either. Hardest thing I ever did, and it wasn't even ultimately my decision.