Dear....

[crazylegs]

Dear Rads Future FIL,

To ensure a happy meal there are several things (not inclusive) that shouldn't be mentioned at the table either before, during nor after eating.

Religion
Politics
Sexual Antics
Anything involving bodily fluids of any description (unless your a pathologist at a pathologists meeting, or similar)

I hope this list is of use to you, and if you have any further questions please don't hesitate to ask.

Yours, annoyed

Crazylegs

[iradney]

Dear CL

Thankfully sex and bodily fluids aren't mentioned, along with religion. But for some reason, he simply has to bring up politics in EVERY.SINGLE.CONVERSATION.
I like him, I do. I just can't handle him in big doses.

Love
Rads

[crazylegs]

Dear Rads,

Jolly glad to hear it - it was a guidance list after all (stops him from saying "it's not on the list...").

Hope you're well

Hugs and Cookies

Crazylegs

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear male coworker,

You are a pervert. No, I don't mean coworker who is my age, I mean coworker who is my sister's age. Keep it up and I'll start calling you Sanji.

Love,
me.

Dear Fireheart's Male CoWorker,

SANJIIII!!!!! FEEEEED MEEEEEEE!

-RW
AKA Luffy

[fireheart]

Dear RW,

coworker and I are both One Piece fans. I actually started calling him Sanji one night during a Facebook chat and I was actually stunned when he knew who was I referring to.
In the meantime, we both work in a supermarket. We have bacon-it just needs to be cooked.

Love,
FH.

Dear Internet World,

I have fallen in love with Cracked.com

FEAR ME.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear Fireheart,

Every day I adore you more. I must locate a ship and sail to Aus so we can go to anime conventions in full One Piece costumes.

Hell, my project trimaran is dubbed Going Merry. xD

-RW
PS feeeeeeed meeeeeeeee.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Slim Bucket in my town,

Why did you have to steal my car magnet? I really liked it!

I can't find another "I played D&D before it was cool" sticker/magnet anywhere.

Now I'm sad.


Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Self,

Finish this paperwork. You want your money back or not?

-self

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear life,

AAAARRGGHHH.

--RP

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dear Fireheart:

A woman after my own heart!

What's your favorite article on cracked.com? I'm partial to the top 17 mot unintentionally hilarious propaganda posters right now.

Irv.

[fireheart]

Dear IPF,

The answer is 10 Most Traumatizing Books for Children.

FH

[Becks]

Dear Irv,

I thought I owned what was left of your heart.

Pouting,

me

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dear Becks:

I'm a tad overweight. There's plenty of me to love.

And plenty to love others. Including you.

Irv

[Becks]

Irv,

I'm in the same situation.



--me

[AnaKhouri]

Dear swimsuit manufacturers:

Please start making suits that look like the old ones from the 1940's. You know, the ones that will actually cover all the post-baby fat even if they can't hide it.

Thanks,

Ana