Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Becks,

Haven't done this in a while.

Enjoy!
-be

[cewfa]

Dear Mom,
I am doing the best I can to get my car fixed. I make 8 bucks an hour with a host of other responsibilities on top of getting the car fixed, such as rent, electricity, and fucking EATING. I know its inconvenient, its inconvenient for me as I hate driving your car, but please don't act like I am not doing anything about it, especially when I spent over 200 dollars today. It will only serve to piss me, and you won't like it when I get pissed off, and it is an argument you ultimately will lose.

Love,
Son

Dear Drinking problem and withdrawals,
Go fuck yourself with a rusty dildo.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Neighbors on the other side of my wall,

WTF are you doing? Banging on the wall on the other side of my bedroom...hammering something? I don't know, but's it's NOT EVEN FUCKING 9:00 IN THE MORNING!


BE

[Becks]

Dear BE,

OTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You're awesome sauce!!!

Love,

Becks

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Shpepper and Mono,

When people found out I played Marilyn Manson and P.O.D. for my daughter, they wondered out loud what my daughter would have to listen to when she rebelled in her teen years.


Rummy

Dear Rummy,

Beethoven and Mozart?


-be

[monolayth]

Dear Toddler of mine,

Quit getting into everything!

Thanks!
mom.

Dear everyone else,
I now I am dreaming witht he above.
wishful thinking,
mono

[Becks]

Dear feet,

Thanks for taking down the swelling enough so I could wear shoes.

--me

Dear rest of my body,

Knock it the fuck off, okay?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,

--me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Becks,

Drink plenty of water. Keep your legs and feet elevated at all times. Not sure what I can say about the rest of your body. I probably have the same problems.

Love,
Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Please do not make me sick.

Love,
Mrs. Rum
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Dear ARC of Greater Prince William County,

Thank you for existing.


Rummy
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Dear Darwin Rum (aka The Boy Cat),

Do not ever scare me like that again! I thought you got out of the house and I went hysterical. It wasn't pretty. I called my mom in tears. I had a breakdown on the phone with my Mommy over you. And Mr. Rum was mad at me because I couldn't watch the back door and Child Rum and him and the two of you cats (I have Kyra Rum aka the The Girl Cat, but she doesn't try to run out the door).

And all the time you were under the couch.

Please let me know the next time you hide under there I don't freak out.

Love,
Your Momma

[Becks]

Dear Rummy,

My body just does a full scale mutiny when it's hot.

I'm better now, for the most part.

Except that my feet are cold. It's 50 degrees at the most around here.

Love,

Becks

[dragon_wings]

Dear Coworker,
Don't make blanket assumptions and apply it to me. Not all long distance relationships fail. In the four months I've been with my boyfriend our relationship has been solid. Much more solid then my relationship with my ex when we were doing the long distance thing. And I talk to my boyfriend less cause he actually has a life unlike the ex.
Angrily,
Me

Ps: just cause one of my closest friends is a guy *does not* mean I wanna get in his pants. Or that I want him to get into mine. I have a boyfriend for that.

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Dear regular customer,
You were the *one* bright spot on an absolutely horrible day.
Sincerely,
You favorite service clerk

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear brain,

That pain and swelling? Knock it off. I don't like being unable to do anything!

--RP

[monolayth]

Dear next paycheck,

Could you please get here sooner. I need a new powercord for my netbook.

getting frustrated,
Mono.

[CaroPhoenix]

"Dear" MotherRum,

You have given me a major headache and a bad case of anxiety. Child Rummwill be just fine tomorrow at the Pirate-themed water park. She will be with the caregivers she's used to at the ARC. They are pairing one person per child. I've told her the rules. Now please stop harping.


DaughterRum

[morwynskya]

Dear Q*est;

Thanks for not telling us the pricing structure for our basic service was no longer in effect (what with the big schmantzy merger and all) and thereby jacking our monthly cost of internet access by 33% to $90 f*cking dollars. Micro-business has no need of budget planning, so why bother giving us a heads' up, right?

Dicks.


KMA,

Me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Under Armor Company,

Thank you for selling compression shirts. My daughter loves her "huggy" shirts.

Much
Rummy