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  • Dear migraine,

    Please DIAF. Or let the Imitrex kill you. Either way.

    --Me.
    1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
    -----
    http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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    • Dear S.

      You're hurting, I can see that, any fool could. I'm here if you want to talk, but if you don't the that's fine.

      You've got my number, and email, and PM. The choice is yours.

      Yours, concerned

      Crazylegs.
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • Dear Mr. Rum,

        Child has low-grade temperature and vomitted. Doesn't matter that she ate Ovaltine over an hour before she vomitted. She's still sick.

        I'm sick. My left ear hurts & so does my head.

        Where are you?

        Oh, right, I forgot. Friday night gaming.

        Hope you like the bed nicely ice cold.


        Mrs. Rum

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        • Dear Mr Rum,

          If I was Mrs Rum, you'd be sleeping on the stupid couch. Be nice to her or I'll have to pay you a visit, Mister!

          -EQ
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • Dear LAX (Los Angeles International),

            I really don't know why I picked you for my Christmas trip to my family this year. I know how crowded you are. I know that I hate crowds and lines. However, I know where everything is, and that is monumental.

            Please don't eat me.

            --RP
            1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
            -----
            http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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            • Dear Mr Rum

              The couch is too good for you. If I were Mrs Rum, you'd be sleeping outside!

              Rads

              Dear IDR

              *SQUISHIES* sending you loads of happy thoughts!

              Rads

              Dear P

              I'm glad to see you're there for S. Here's hoping she'll take the offer!

              Love
              B
              The report button - not just for decoration

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              • Dear IDaR,

                *hugs and offers warm things*

                --RP

                Mr. Rum,

                Grr.

                --RP
                Last edited by RootedPhoenix; 12-06-2008, 08:26 AM.
                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                -----
                http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                • Dear EQ, Rads, and RP,

                  Thank you for the solidarity!

                  I think Mr. Rum got the message when he came into Child Rum's room and saw me sleeping with Child Rum & I had my CPAP machine (I have sleep apnea) plugged in and I was actually using it.

                  I also had to call out sick today. Darkness was disappointed. But I've still got a temperature, my ears hurt, and I've been sneezing all morning. Child Rum has a low grade temp still.

                  We're not happy.


                  IDaR

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                  • Dear Rummy,

                    Make Mr Rum get you cold and cough syrup (it's great for low grade fevers) and one of those Eucalyptus thingys. You'll feel better.
                    That or a tub of Vicks VapoRub.

                    -EQ
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • Dear BIL Ken,

                      Thank you sooooooooo much for fixing the Jerseymobile!!!! I'm just sorry that we had to keep you in the cold off and on for a few days.

                      I hope the $100 I gave you makes up for it.

                      --Becks (and Mr. Becks)

                      PS--I wish I could see your face when you see the amount on the check.
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • Dear MOAO-

                        I'm so glad I finally heard from you again. You have no idea how worried I've been.

                        I sincerely hope you are feeling better. *crossing fingers*

                        Please come for a visit.

                        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                        • Dear Fuzzy Slobbering Dog in the Sky,

                          It's cold out. Temperatures are dropping below freezing like a brick in water.

                          And suddenly, I am feeling very old.

                          -Your Devoted
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            It's cold out.
                            Dear RW,

                            Well, I guess that means you ain't visiting Illinois anytime soon...

                            - Playing with posts for fun because I'm bored,
                            AH
                            ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                            • Dear MOAO--

                              I guess I spoke too soon.

                              I do hope you are doing better.

                              I wish you'd just come out and tell me about it, rather then just a sentence here and there.

                              Like I said, I honestly don't know what to say.

                              I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                              Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                              • Quoth Amethyst Hunter View Post
                                Well, I guess that means you ain't visiting Illinois anytime soon...
                                Dear Ame,

                                H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks NO.

                                -Freezingly,
                                RW
                                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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