A Twist! The Person Below You

[Sarlon]

nope, not worth the trip.

TPBM wants to finish transcribing my written notes from my book into a word document so I can finish writing the rest of it.

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! I love to do stuff like that!

TPBM wants to be in my house pretending to be me when my In-Laws show up today (if they do actually show up).

[Magpie]

Nooooo! You've told me too many horror stories!

TPBM knows what I should get my sister for her birthday.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! Shiny things! Lots and lots of shiny things.

TPBM feels sorry for me 'cos i had to have my wedding band cut off or my finger would have swollen too much.

[Green_Fairy]

yes! that sucks so hard!

TPBM knows where i can find honeysuckle scented stuff

[hinakiba777]

Yes but I don't remember where

TPBM will explain to me why I have no appetite and feel off.

[CaroPhoenix]

You're sick with a stomach virus.

TPBM will watch my cats when I go on vacay.

[Magpie]

Nononononono! Evil allergy-causers! *hisses*

TPBM also knows how to speak to animals in their languages.

[hinakiba777]

Last I check I was not a Dolittle, so no.

TPBM will make my brother stop eating my snacks, drinking my hooch, and taking my headache pills when he has a headache without asking me.

[CaroPhoenix]

I could ... but it'll cost ya! ($5/day with all the chocolate you can give me. )

TPBM will explain to me what "recess time" means.

[Green_Fairy]

it's when kids take a break from school and go out and play

TPBM wants to buy me a bow-tie

[hinakiba777]

...why do you want one?

TPBM will go to the bank for me and deal with my ABM issues so I can stay home.

[Magpie]

Ooooh! Is it an NCR brand one? Sure (Jackdaw used to work for them).

TPBM will explain to me why 12:15 is "a few minutes" from twenty to noon.

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm not sure ... as I always thought a few meant 4 or less.

TPBM watches Memphis Beat on TNT.

[hinakiba777]

I don't get TNT

TPBM as seen my new haircut in Life Advice and likes it