A Twist! The Person Below You

[SG15Z]

*waves wand* did it work?

TPBM Is my mortal enemy.

[CaroPhoenix]

I am not an enema of anyone ... including the state!

TPBM will celebrate that my strep throat is slowly going away, but now I have a huuuuge headache.

[SengaKitty]

-celebrates that the strep is going away, and offers excedrin migraine for the headache-

TPBM will know how i'm supposed to open up to the counsilor i'm meeting for the first time today...

[SilverOrb]

I've got a lil SoCo to help you with that!

TPBM is gonna send me coffee to work tonight for my graveyard shift

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! why not? I learned how to make some good coffee from an ex-Army guy.

TPBM will sing me lullabies to get me to sleep tonight.

[XCashier]

You don't want me to sing you anything. I've got a voice like the most beautiful bird in the world...the peacock!

TPBM is a better singer.

[SengaKitty]

I try...

TPBM knows more spanish than I do..

[Wingates_Hellsing]

que???

TPBM likes to wear shiny hats

[CaroPhoenix]

Shiny hats. Goofy hats. If it's a hat, I'll probably wear it.

TPBM would not be embarrassed to be seen with me and my hats.

[smileyeagle1021]

not embarrassed in the least as long as I get to wear my hat as well (hey... that is my new favorite design for everything)

TPBM will loan me the $100 or so I need to buy the rest of the stuff of that design that I still want but can't afford yet

[cloudy.thoughts]

TPBM will loan me the $100 or so I need to buy the rest of the stuff of that design that I still want but can't afford yet

Here you goes <lobs $100 note out window> Please try not to get nocked down.
And remember, it's a loan.

TPBM still have their flared jeans from last time they were in fashion

[SengaKitty]

Yep, i like flared jeans Though I do miss my purple and orange bell bottoms....

TPBM would like to join me for a play party and candied apple vodka shots after play time

[CaroPhoenix]

Sounds like fun ... when and where?

TPBM will explain to me why I'm going to Toys R Us for the second week in a row.

[SengaKitty]

Tonight, starting with a meeting at 7pm at Bearnos by the Bridge, and then on to the party (most will be carpooling). And because you love your daughter and are a good mommy

TPBM wants to see my hair after i finish colouring it with Revlon Colorlist #55

[hinakiba777]

THAT I DO!

TPBM is a NerdFighter (check vlogbrothers on youtube to learn what this is if you don't know)