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  • Come on guys! Bounce with me!

    *jumps on trampoline*

    ....has anyone seen my bra?
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • I would join you on the trampoline but, I could have someone's eye out.
      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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      • Girls on trampolines?!! THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • *runs over and places pasties with tassels on EQ*

          no need for bra!
          My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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          • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
            Come on guys! Bounce with me!

            *jumps on trampoline*

            ....has anyone seen my bra?
            *tucks something mysteriously resembling a double-barreled slingshot in his pocket* Nope! Haven't seen it! *joins in the bouncing*

            Anyone else note I am the only fully clothed one in this thread?
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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            • *me retrieves frog, puts it back on and joins the girls on the trampoline*
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • Pedersen, you need to put a new sd card in that camera.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • *evil grin*

                  oh really?

                  *tackles boom and places him in a jessica rabbit outfit*
                  My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                  • Quoth monolayth View Post
                    *tackles boom and places him in a jessica rabbit outfit*
                    Whew. Dodged a bullet there. I so don't have the legs for that. Hair like a wookie
                    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                    http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                    • *curses*

                      *runs after BROOM with a white monroe dress*
                      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                      • Quoth monolayth View Post
                        *runs over and places pasties with tassels on EQ*

                        no need for bra!
                        Oooo!

                        *tries to make the tassels go in circles*
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                          Anyone else note I am the only fully clothed one in this thread?
                          Hey, you're not the only fully clothed one. I'm just taking pictures to commemorate the event. And what an event it is.

                          Hey! Hey! EQ's not allowed those pasties and tassels either! Get them off her!

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                          • Quoth monolayth View Post
                            *curses*

                            *runs after BROOM with a white monroe dress*
                            See, now I could almost pull that off. *takes out his Monroe wig and dances, and sings breathily*
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                            • *gets distracted by EQ*

                              no honey this is how you do it

                              *shows her how*
                              Last edited by monolayth; 11-11-2008, 01:51 AM. Reason: my spelling sucks
                              My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                              • No! My tassels! See? I can use them!

                                *twirls tassels from her boobies*
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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