Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Xarlaxas]

*wanders in again* There should be more life in this place! *nibbles Bella and hides*

[Bella_Vixen]

*nibbles Bella and hides*

Don't make me tie you to my bed again...

[Xarlaxas]

Meep, people seem to like tying me up. ;-; *scampers in the direction of safety*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Meep, people seem to like tying me up. ;-; *scampers in the direction of safety*

Hard to imagine why . . .

It is a bit quiet in here , so where's the party at?

[Xarlaxas]

Well, I have been told that I'm quite a handsome young man by some, but I'm not one to boast....

[Becks]

Perv love is needed.

[Xarlaxas]

Meowrrr! >^.^<

*is sleepy so curls up in the corner of the thread*

Wake me when something happens!

[KiaKat]

*pounces Becks and noms her neck*

Need a massage?

Or a drink?

[Becks]

Both please.

[RayvenQ]

I'm going to kill one of my friends, she got black lipstick all over my pillow...I won't say how, I'll leave it up to your (very filthy) imaginations

[Xarlaxas]

I once got blue face-paint all over my pillow but that story is probably a lot less exciting than Rayven's. T_T

[KiaKat]

I'm going to kill one of my friends, she got black lipstick all over my pillow...I won't say how, I'll leave it up to your (very filthy) imaginations

Generally, when biting a pillow to muffle the sound, one should not be wearing lipstick.

Unless one does not care for the pillowcase.

BACK TO THE PERVING!

*dives behind the bar and comes up with a Black Forest Martini*

*offers drink to Becks*

Ok, missy! Shirt off!

If I'm going to massage, you have to be in the proper attire!

[Xarlaxas]

The proper attire being none eh?

[KiaKat]

Why of course

I have to be able to get at all the...ahem...troubled spots....

[Xarlaxas]

Damn, now you're making me want a massage! ;-;