Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Becks]

I'm not contagious.

Merely self conscious.

[Xarlaxas]

It's not that dearie, it's just that I'm still a little tied up here. ^^

[Becks]

You can hug me later.

You can't be untied, though, because...it's not necessary when you eat.

[Xarlaxas]

I look forward to it! *purrs* =^.^= Get well soooon!

[SengaKitty]

Get well soon bebe -offers chocolates with one hand while swatting 411 with the crop hard on the right "cheek"-

[taurinejunkie]

*doing his best to have no visible reaction to the hit*

One down, twenty-four to go. Speaking of things that come in twenty-four, would anyone care to pour me a beer? I think I saw a beer bong back there. *looks at RedHead* ...if you'll allow that of course. And you can go ahead,

Two!

[Broomjockey]

Hey, I'm out for a while. Carry on without me.

[Becks]

Damn, Broom escaped.

[Xarlaxas]

I'm still here! ;-;

[SilverOrb]

You are always where the perv is at little man :P

[Xarlaxas]

I'll have you know I'm a very big man! :P

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'll have you know I'm a very big man! :P

Good, 'cause that's how I like 'em.

*grabs Xarlaxas and heads for the bedroom*

*sticks head out the door*

Just 'cause I'm 40 doesn't mean I don't know how to have a good time still . .. .

*sticks head back in and bolts door shut*

Now we're all alone . . . how about we play "Doctor and Nurse?" Or would you prefer the Cowboy and the Saloon bartender?

[Xarlaxas]

Hehe, I'm always eager to learn from someone with experience. ^.^

Doctor and Nurse sounds like my sort of game.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hehe, I'm always eager to learn from someone with experience. ^.^

Doctor and Nurse sounds like my sort of game.

We could use a third though to play the Doctor, as I could be the nurse and you can be the patient.

But since there's just two of us, why don't you lie down on the bed and I'll grab a pen and pad and we'll play Psychiatrist?

[Xarlaxas]

*giggles*

Well, I've not played either game I must admit, how does one play Psychiatrist then? ^.^