Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Becks]

*taps on the door*

Anyone call for a doctor?

[Xarlaxas]

I believe we did. ^.^ Please come in!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh goodie . . . we can always use a second opinion.

You see, Dr. Becks, it seems as if (and this is if what I'm understanding is correct) that the patient here is experiencing some muscle tension past the lower back near the buttocks.

*sits down on the edge of the bed and removes Xarlax's shirt* Let's let Dr. Becks check your heartbeat and all that good stuff and then we'll start on some diagnostics.

[Becks]

Hmmmmmmm...

Accelerated heartbeat, flushing, and some sort of small nervous twitch.

I think this man needs to lie down, stat.

[Xarlaxas]

*blushes and lies down as instructed* Whatever the doctor thinks best, I have complete faith in your medical opinion.

[Becks]

Hmmmmmmm...

Let me see here...

I require assistance!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Do you think, in your professional opinion, that we should restrain the patient?

[Xarlaxas]

I'm sure you know what's best but is it absolutely necessary that I be restrained? *looks around nervously*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm sure you know what's best but is it absolutely necessary that I be restrained? *looks around nervously*

Simply as a precaution, my dear.

*gets some rope from the corner and starts tying up Xarlaxas' wrists to the bedposts*

I think we might want to restrain the legs too. . . .

[Xarlaxas]

Well it's certainly not my place to question your decision, just so long as I have a little. . . breathing space. ^.^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think we've got an oxygen tank nearby just in case you get short of breath.

[Xarlaxas]

I'm sure there are much more effective ways to make sure I'm not short of breath.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

There are . . .but it might be more relaxing in the dark.

*turns out lights and leaves the rest to the imagination*

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, and just as it was getting exciting.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Aww, and just as it was getting exciting.

How about some candlelight instead? Might set the tone a little better than just plain ol' darkness. . .

*lights candles on nightstand and turns on some soft music*

Now which muscle is it again that's starting to feel a bit hard?