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  • I've just broke out in sweat and to quote a certain somebody else "This thread is useless without pictures"(If your shy you can send them to me on facebook)
    "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • I have a really great photo album on Facebook. I'm sure you can use your imagination, though...
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        What do you need a bikini for?
        I don't think she remembers this is a clothing-optional hot tub.

        Did I hear somebody mention grapes earlier? That sounds good. I'd also like some plums and some canteloupe chunks fed to me.

        Now if we could just find us some nicely-equipped guys who'd like to help us out with that . . .preferably with an IQ higher than that of Cabana Boy (from the vintage MadTV sketches) we'll be all set.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          I have a really great photo album on Facebook. I'm sure you can use your imagination, though...
          awww tried to look but your dog bit me
          "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
          set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

          Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • Quoth gaspode View Post
            awww tried to look but your dog bit me
            He's very protective of his - er, my photos.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • I could use a relaxing dip in the hot tub.

              Rough day.
              I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

              Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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              • Where's all the pervs?
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • Quoth Becks View Post
                  Where's all the pervs?
                  Busted???

                  Nailed???

                  ... insinuendo of choice???
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • Apparently they all flew the coop . . .

                    *grabs mirror*

                    Oh wait!!! I do see one . . . she looks a lot like ME.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • Where's Xarlaxas?? It's no fun without him.
                      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                      • Mew? *sneaks out of his hiding place from under the bed* Somebody said my name? :3

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                        • Who else is under that bed with you?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Not me... *hides under blanket*
                            Military Spouse Support.
                            http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                            Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                            • I could use some company...
                              I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                              Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                              • *Cuddles up to Bella with the blanket* Oooh... we are under the covers. That some hot stuff....
                                Military Spouse Support.
                                http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                                Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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