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  • COOOOKIE! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom...*cookie monster*
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • Ooh, cookies! Om nom nom...

      What's this...melted chocolate chips all over me...
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Ooh, cookies! Om nom nom...

        What's this...melted chocolate chips all over me...
        No problem, I'll sort it!

        *Picks up Escapee and dumps here in the pudding pool* There, now nobody's the wiser!
        I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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        • *picks up squirt gun filled with chocolate syrup*

          Who's been bad?
          Don't wanna; not gonna.

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          • Not me!
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • I think I pee'd in the pudding pool...
              Shut up and jump.

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              • *shoves Professional Serf into the pudding pool

                I've been bad. I've been really bad.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • *gets out of the pudding pool and hops in the hottub*
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Yeah...please nobody ask me for tongue baths until we get the pudding pool cleaned and disinfected.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • Aww, heck.

                      *sprays EVERYONE in a good coating of chocolate syrup*
                      Don't wanna; not gonna.

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                      • *needs a back massage*
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • Quoth Becks View Post
                          *needs a back massage*
                          I'll do you if you'll do me after...

                          wait, what?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            I'll do you if you'll do me after...

                            wait, what?
                            *sneaks back in and gets a glass of wine from behind the bar*

                            I sure could use one of those back rubs myself . . . all those totes today have made my shoulders and neck ache today and I've still got a few left for tomorrow.

                            *strips off clothes and gets into hot tub and lights a cigarette*

                            So when is that pudding wrestling contest supposed to be that I heard whispered about and who's participating?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • Quoth 42_42_42 View Post
                              Aww, heck.

                              *sprays EVERYONE in a good coating of chocolate syrup*
                              Chocolate syrup??? This tastes like Worcestershire sauce!!!
                              Shut up and jump.

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                              • *grabs bottle of yummy scented oil*

                                Who wants a "massage"?
                                Don't wanna; not gonna.

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