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  • Sorry Becks I seem to have lost my cherry!
    "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • hm. i highly doubt that there are many cherries around here...
      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
      ^_^

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      • Cherries are just too hard to find. I think sauces and whip topping are enough for fun!
        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        • sauce...mm...marshmallow fluff is better! because it's sticky and ooey and gooey and tasty...
          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

          i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
          ^_^

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          • Feeling antisocial, so I'll just go outside for a while.

            When I come back, I'll be pervier than ever.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • Sorry, but I lost my cherry years ago . . . but I do have a jar of honey. . .

              *pours honey on Xarlaxas' fingers and leaves the rest to the imagination*

              Mmmmmm . . . . good stuff. . . .
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • HMMM STICKY YUMMY XAR!!!!

                *wolf grin*
                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                • So, what is expected of a human dessert? ^.^

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                  • Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                    So, what is expected of a human dessert? ^.^
                    Reciprocity!
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • you be good to momma, momma'll be good to yoooooou...
                      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                      ^_^

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                      • We expect you to just sit back and ENJOY.
                        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                        • Act like a dessert: kick back and enjoy being devoured.

                          RAAAAAWWWWWR
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Reciprocity!
                            I LOVE this answer!
                            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                            • Pokes head in to see what's going on....


                              ooh, dessert!
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Pokes head in to see what's going on....


                                ooh, dessert!
                                Jump on in here, we've got plenty to share.
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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