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  • My roommate made banana bread with chocolate chips in it...i'll warm it up so the chocolate gets all gooey
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Oooooh, that sounds yummy. We could have a desert smorgasboard of epic proportions.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • How do we add bread to our dessert? i'm a little confused.
        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
          How do we add bread to our dessert? i'm a little confused.
          Some breads are more a dessert type, due to the fact that they are sweet.

          Some examples include:

          Banana bread
          Applesauce bread
          Pumpkin bread
          Blueberry cobbler bread
          Cherry cobbler bread

          Pretty much anything with fruit with added nuts, or other fruits in it. It's not quite a cake, but not quite what one would consider a traditional bread that one would serve on sandwiches or with a meal.

          But they're sooo good with coffee any time of day or as a light dessert after dinner, especially if it's a heavy meal.

          We now return you to your regularly scheduled pervy smervy orgyfest. . .
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • hahah. I know that. I mean how do we add bread to Xarl the human sundae?!
            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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            • Just let the moment overtake you.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • Are there plans to bake me now? >.>

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                • Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                  Are there plans to bake me now? >.>
                  Hmmm . . . baked Xarlaxas . . . wonder if that would turn out anything like a baked Alaska?

                  But then again some things are best served at room temperature.
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                    hahah. I know that. I mean how do we add bread to Xarl the human sundae?!

                    Dessert breads can go nicely with ice cream.

                    (Is there ice cream? I've lost track of the Xarlaxas sundae recipe...)
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • NO no ice cream. Just toppings of the hot fudge, caramel, and whipped varieties. And marshmallow fluff. ^-^

                      The boy is just TOO CUTE!
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • Ooh, fudge and caramel!

                        *licks*
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • *blushes and squirms a bit* =^.^=

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                          • Anybody know where this banana goes?
                            "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
                            set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

                            Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            • Quoth gaspode View Post
                              Anybody know where this banana goes?
                              I believe I do . . .

                              It goes where no banana has went before . . .
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • <.< Meep? >.>

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