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  • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
    Well, it is springtime now and everything's starting to wake up again . . .
    Yes it is! I got new batteries!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Well I've been standing here with edible shower gel for about 3 months so....
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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      • What flavor?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Yes it is! I got new batteries!
          For you or the "adult massager?"
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            For you or the "adult massager?"
            For my little neck massager. You know, the kind with the four round feet. Like little balls at the ends. You've seen 'em.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              For my little neck massager. You know, the kind with the four round feet. Like little balls at the ends. You've seen 'em.
              I'm trying to place those, but from the description it sounds heavenly. *drooling*

              And now I'm missing my Shiatsu neck massager, which I had to trash a few years ago after a couple of little kittens clawed it to death.

              Flip side is I have one of those massaging chair cushions . . . if I can get to it in the building, that is. I may try to dig that out tomorrow.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                What flavor?
                I have Green Apple, Cherry, Vanilla, and Mint.
                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                • Oooh, cherry!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

                  *hops in shower*
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Mint? I'm there!
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • i wonder what would happen if we mixed all flavors together...
                      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                      ^_^

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                      • Guess we'll find out.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • My shower isn't nearly this tasty...
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            My shower isn't nearly this tasty...
                            Neither is mine.

                            *strips off clothes and climbs in*

                            Is it me or does this cherry and mint combined taste kinda like a cherry limeade from Sonic?

                            *looks around*

                            Didn't we invite any guys to shower with us?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              ...Didn't we invite any guys to shower with us?
                              We're drooling too hard to hear an invitation.
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                              • If anybody needs me, I'll be over here, passing out the soap.
                                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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