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  • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    If anybody needs me, I'll be over here, passing out the soap.
    And while you're passing out the soap, could you come over and wash my back? Pretty please?
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • Ah hell. why not. As long as I don't have to loofah your stretch marks.

      *gets DGoddessChardonnay nice and soapy
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Ah hell. why not. As long as I don't have to loofah your stretch marks.

        *gets DGoddessChardonnay nice and soapy
        Those stretch marks on my hips are from weight fluctuations over the past 30 odd years . . . .I hear some guys actually like those, or so I've been told.

        I guess I could look worse at my age though.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • Yay Shower party! *suds up with Apple*
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
            Yay Shower party! *suds up with Apple*
            Smells yummy. Try some of this

            *hands over bottle of Dove GoBurst body wash in Nectarine and White Jasmine scent*

            *looks over at Irv*

            I like drumsticks . . . I see you must be happy to see me after all.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • DGC is this Dove body wash edible? Or will licking it make me sick?
              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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              • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                DGC is this Dove body wash edible? Or will licking it make me sick?
                Let's just say it smells better than it tastes . . . so far I've not seen them come out with an edible line of products.

                *looks over at Irv's drumstick*

                I think for dinner it's gonna be chicken tonight . . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  I think for dinner it's gonna be chicken tonight . . . .
                  I had chicken for lunch..
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • *Pops in and steals some Vanilla soap*

                    Must not let this thread die!!

                    *Pops head into shower curtain*

                    Permission to join large, delicious smelling watery orgy?
                    Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.

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                    • GRANTED! ^^
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • Just a note, GoBurst in the US is known as GoFresh here in Aussieland.

                        And on that note...

                        *Jumps into the fray with GoFresh in grapefruit*
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • Do not enter the shower with body was that is not edible. Someone could lick you and get sick. And Sick is not sexy.
                          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                          • I got this Suave kiddie watermelon-smelling shampoo

                            No reason...
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              I got this Suave kiddie watermelon-smelling shampoo

                              No reason...
                              Uh bro? Why do you have kid shampoo in your showers....? I uh. Should I like, warn police or something??


                              (KIDDING).
                              Military Spouse Support.
                              http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
                              Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                              • Do you mind Plaid? We're trying to have a fruit salad-scented orgy in this here shower!
                                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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