Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Midnight12]

forget the cream, MAYBE cherries....would rather haves the hot fudge....or chocolate nana's (bananas)
or pb and nanas or just a plain old banana

[dalesys]

I hope nobody minds marachinos . . .

Give me some of those and a pinapple ring... I'll be the perfect fruitcake.

Ooh the squirty cream was on offer at our shop...

I always pack my squirty cream on me

forget the cream, MAYBE cherries....would rather haves the hot fudge....or chocolate nana's (bananas)
or pb and nanas or just a plain old banana

One banananananaza coming up!

[hinakiba777]

I'm not quite sure what dalesys is planning. But he best say away from my melons! *eats some Honeydew*

I'm going to marry him!
You Cantallope!
No, Honeydew!

[shankyknitter]

Ahh... *sinks further into the hot tub* Ladies and gentlemen I do believe I need a glass of wine. Either that or I need to get out of the hot tub and figure out what Dalesys is planning. Hmmm decisions decisions.

[Plaidman]

I'm not quite sure what dalesys is planning. But he best say away from my melons! *eats some Honeydew*

I'm going to marry him!
You Cantallope!
No, Honeydew!

*gropes your melons* They're quite nice and yummy.

[hinakiba777]

*Brings Shanky a glass of wine* Be careful, Booze and Hottubs are both fun. But can be trouble when mixed,

And Plaid, i'm happy you like my melons.

*Returns to Fan Girl Duties*

[dalesys]

Ahh... *sinks further into the hot tub* Ladies and gentlemen I do believe I need a glass of wine. Either that or I need to get out of the hot tub and figure out what Dalesys is planning. Hmmm decisions decisions.

Things.

You don't need to get out of the hot tub...

turbulent water outfit with Magic-Fingers™ for the hot tub

[shankyknitter]

*hits button causing Dalesys's suit to light up like a christmas tree, thus giving away his exact location. Proceeds to use him as foot stool in hot tub*

I think the nakkid makin' viking has won this round o' camouflage ninja.

*invites others to partake in her wine and footstool based bounty*

[dalesys]

Starts ticklickling feet frantically...

[hinakiba777]

I have to say this little battle you two are having is quite amusing.

[dalesys]

I have to say this little battle you two are having is quite amusing.

It may be amusing to you but it's a matter of laff and breath for me...

Have you made the melon cocktails yet?

[Racket_Man]

I have Pop Rocks. Any Takers???????

[hinakiba777]

I'm a little scared as to what one would be doing with the PopRock.

[infinitemonkies]

I can't really put it into words, I'll just have to show you.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I can't really put it into words, I'll just have to show you.

I bet I could use my imagination on that one.

Pop rocks and an electric vibrator . . . the muses are going nuts.