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  • Remember painters you make art for others to enjoy. Others like me. Who will just sit back and watch the painting then enjoy the fruits of others labours ^-^
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • *grabs the chocolate body paint and goes all Jackson Pollock on BSE.

      Yum yum gimme some.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • question is how detailed of a painting will it be and how many colors and what kind of textures.

        yes this means a great deal of "brush strokes" and different kinds of tools. the tools being the hands and different kinds of gloves or what not

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        • This could take quite a while. Yes. But I want to sample everyone's work when you're done.
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • Edible artwork?

            Hmmm . . .sounds yummy. How about saving a sample for me?

            Preferably some vanilla cream sausage?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • Rummages through frosting edible paint bin...

              Grape! Blueberry! Lime! Lemon! Orange! Cherry!... can't use that ... Strawberry! Licorice! Vanilla!


              Starts decorating rounded surfaces with paisley patterns...
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • Hey, that tickles!

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                • Wait till it gets licked off..
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • Just to be a snob about it. Frosting is not edible paint.

                    But I'll still taste your artwork
                    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                    • I like chocolate frosting...
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                        Just to be a snob about it. Frosting is not edible paint.

                        But I'll still taste your artwork
                        Flavored + Sweet + Pretty_colors + Eatable == frosting.


                        Look! Look! Look! There're live frostings bouncing all over the place!
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • Quoth dalesys View Post
                          Look! Look! Look! There're live frostings bouncing all over the place!


                          Boing.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • *looks around*

                            I don't see anyone... I guess the boobies in the other thread have taken over. Guess it's safe to do this.

                            *strips down, picks random sodden clothing up out of the hot tub and slips in*

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                            • Quoth Magpie View Post

                              *strips down, picks random sodden clothing up out of the hot tub and slips in*
                              I had a feeling I needed to be in this thread
                              Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                              • Quoth Whiskey View Post
                                I had a feeling I needed to be in this thread
                                Ah, just what I needed. A drink!

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