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  • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
    OH OH OH!!!! PICK ME! PICK ME! My hands are ever so gentle I've been told!
    My pinched boobies have to disagree with that!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      My pinched boobies have to disagree with that!
      Would you accept "soft" then?
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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      • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        OH OH OH!!!! PICK ME! PICK ME! My hands are ever so gentle I've been told!
        Hands? Oh Broom you disappoint me!

        *Sigh* Oh Pedersen, I suppose we can let you help this time. Just do be a dear and make sure it doesn't happen again.
        Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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        • Quoth Lil Bunny View Post
          Hands? Oh Broom you disappoint me!
          Well, I've got a decent sized tongue, if that works better for you.
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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          • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            Well, I've got a decent sized tongue, if that works better for you.
            Can I take it for a test drive?
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • *grins* Annnnnnd that's where my brain was.

              *tackles EQ into the pudding and tries to pin her*
              Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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              • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                Can I take it for a test drive?
                Sure, but it's not coming to you, you have to come to it.
                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                • Can I take Broom's tongue for a test drive then? *dives into the pudding and drags Pederson with her*
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • Sneaks in and strips Pedersen while he's distracted by the pudding

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                    • Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                      Can I take Broom's tongue for a test drive then?
                      First come, first served.
                      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                      • Quoth PhotoChick View Post
                        Sneaks in and strips Pedersen while he's distracted by the pudding
                        Woohoo we got another one! *snakes Photo's leg and drags her into the kiddie pool*
                        Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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                        • Nooooooooooo........

                          This pudding is kinda tasty

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                          • stripping, and pudding, and tongues! Oh my!

                            *makes sure that anybody else in the pudding is every bit as naked, and then starts looking for patches of skin to lick chocolate pudding off of*

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                            • Quoth Lil Bunny View Post
                              *grins* Annnnnnd that's where my brain was.

                              *tackles EQ into the pudding and tries to pin her*
                              Pudding fight!

                              *plays in pudding and throws some on Bunny*

                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              Sure, but it's not coming to you, you have to come to it.
                              That. Was. Awesome.
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                              • *Take's off what's left of her clothes*

                                Cannonball!
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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