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  • Quoth RayvenQ View Post
    Syrup tends not to stay where you want it, hence the whipped cream.

    Trust me, I'm an amateur
    It always worked for me. It definitely doesn't run when it's on whipped cream.
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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    • Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
      who want to lick it off when RavenQ is done
      I sat down to do some Christmas cards before and my tongue is tired.

      Maybe later.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • Awwww sad! And here I am all sweaty from practice!!
        Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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        • And here was me thinking that was just from the bananas
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • Coincidentally, my tongue is now all rested and ready to go.

            Here we go.....
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • *sprays mono, snap and Bunny with whipped cream*
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!

                Sorry about the delay. I had to work (), then I had to find more pudding. Turns out I bought all the nearby stores' supplies of the *good* flavors, but I have oodles of tapioca, rice and bread pudding...
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • Well, I'm really off to bed this time, it's not 4am, honestly!

                  *leaves the whipped cream in an easy to find place*
                  I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                  • *lonely in the pudding pool*
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • Hey! Know what tastes good

                      Sprecher Puma Kola (fire-brewed!)+Malibu or Aristocrat=numnumnum

                      The ratio of booze to kola is strictly up to you.

                      /covers Becks in rice pudding and proceeds to lick it off.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        /covers Becks in rice pudding and proceeds to lick it off.
                        *grabs Irv and makes pretty drawings with frosting*
                        Last edited by Becks; 11-12-2008, 03:27 AM.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • *walks in with bag of mini marshmallows*

                          Ooooh, can I play?

                          "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

                          Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                          Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                          • the more the merrier
                            My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                            • Maybe I should wash off all this whipped cream and slip into something more comfortable, but then again, being nude is pretty comfy.
                              I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                              • *hands out PJs and towels to all attending*

                                showers are that way.

                                *points*
                                My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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