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  • #856
    Just got back from lunch, actually. Though I really should be working, a nap sounds a lot more fun
    Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.

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    • #857
      *looks around the disheveled room*

      Now wait a sec . . . did someone have a drunken orgy and not invite me?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #858
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        *looks around the disheveled room*

        Now wait a sec . . . did someone have a drunken orgy and not invite me?
        It's still going, your very welcome to join in.
        I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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        • #859
          Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
          It's still going, your very welcome to join in.
          Hmmm . . .

          *goes to bar and gets a glass of wine*

          Well, I sure hope I'm not overdressed.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #860
            *is back in her caftan and eatting her pudding - chocolate 'cos she LIKES it but hands out banana pudding to Irv*

            Now! Where's my 2 guys who look like Keanu Reeves & Rupert Grint? And where the heck is PLAIDMAN!?

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            • #861
              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              Now! Where's my 2 guys who look like Keanu Reeves & Rupert Grint? And where the heck is PLAIDMAN!?
              Hmm. I look like neither, but with the lights off you can't tell the difference!
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #862
                *sits in her corner table, watching the scene*

                I'm not seeing any volunteers here . . .where are my grapes? I need someone to feed me grapes.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #863
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Hmm. I look like neither, but with the lights off you can't tell the difference!
                  Can you look like Jensen Ackles with the lights off? I'll have a go at ya if you can
                  I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                  • #864
                    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                    *sits in her corner table, watching the scene*

                    I'm not seeing any volunteers here . . .where are my grapes? I need someone to feed me grapes.
                    Would you like those grapes pealed?
                    I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                    • #865
                      Wonder if there's just one guy whose attention I can attract who doesn't look like something the cat would drag home . . .
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #866
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Wonder if there's just one guy whose attention I can attract who doesn't look like something the cat would drag home . . .
                        Well, I'm not furry with bite marks, so that's a start!
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #867
                          Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                          Would you like those grapes pealed?
                          No . . . I like the feel of the skins, especially when they slide down my throat.

                          Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          Well, I'm not furry with bite marks, so that's a start!
                          So, what's your speciality today?
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #868
                            *runs through the room despite the fact that he should probably go to sleep*
                            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                            • #869
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              So, what's your speciality today?
                              Whatever you want it to be!
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #870
                                *hops on top of crazy* Hey! I saw him first! And Plaidman left me. So crazy has to comfort me.

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