Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[monolayth]

*walks in*

hi everybody,

and beofre you begin no pudding and no wipped cream for me, you will have to be a bit more creative.

[Trayol]

<busts out the peanut butter and a large rubber spatula>

I hope you're not allergic...

[KiaKat]

Wait...

You people snagged the Pudding Pool from the Devil's Panties chatroom? How'd you do that? I thought we stapled it down...

Does it still have a Troll in the bottom?

*checks*

*falls in*

Oh dear, look at me. All covered in pudding. Whatever shall I do?

[Trayol]

Oh dear, look at me. All covered in pudding. Whatever shall I do?

You could just lick yourself clean.

[CaroPhoenix]

Trayol! No! You're supposed to be the official licker-off-the-pudding-on-the-females person.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

<busts out the peanut butter and a large rubber spatula>

I hope you're not allergic...

/gets out the grape jelly

PB&J!

Wait...

You people snagged the Pudding Pool from the Devil's Panties chatroom? How'd you do that? I thought we stapled it down...

Does it still have a Troll in the bottom?

*checks*

*falls in*

Oh dear, look at me. All covered in pudding. Whatever shall I do?

Le sigh....all this pudding is tasty but not good for a guy's diet.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

I prefer to be covered in whipped cream and raspberry jello, anyone want to help me out here?

[KiaKat]

Oo! OO! I DO!

*pulls out the beater and cream and makes fresh whipped cream*

*grabs raspberry jello from the fridge*

Now, dear, if you want to be covered in food, those clothes *must* come off. We don't want to ruin them, now do we?

[RayvenQ]

*sneaks up on Kat and sprays cold whipped cream down her back*

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Oo! OO! I DO!

*pulls out the beater and cream and makes fresh whipped cream*

*grabs raspberry jello from the fridge*

Now, dear, if you want to be covered in food, those clothes *must* come off. We don't want to ruin them, now do we?

No problem. *strips down*

Uh do the bra and panties have to come off too?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No problem. *strips down*

Uh do the bra and panties have to come off too?

Well now you don't want those to get dirty now do you?

Besides, when in Rome . . .

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Well now you don't want those to get dirty now do you?

Besides, when in Rome . . .

I guess not *Off they come*

Um breezy

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I guess not *Off they come*

Um breezy

For me, it's more like I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps. I"m terribly cold-natured. *shivers*

[Gawdzillers]

I guess not *Off they come*

Um breezy

Damn, I'd verb her noun.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Where is everybody, i'm ready to have some fun.