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  • I'm here, albeit at a zombie like state so I think I'll take a dip in the pudding pool *dives in*
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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    • Quoth RayvenQ View Post
      *sneaks up on Kat and sprays cold whipped cream down her back*
      *shrieks*

      cooooold!

      Imma get you for that!

      *starts hurling various flavours of jello at Rayven*

      *pauses*

      *notices nekkid girl*

      *grabs whipped cream bowl*

      *starts decorating nekked girl with fresh-made whipped cream*

      What? It tastes better than that canned stuff!

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      • *starts throwing various fruits at Kat* Hey, you trying to steal my job of decorating the nekkid ladies?
        I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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        • I'm helping.

          Here, gimme those fruits, there's still some space in her bellybutton that needs filling.

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          • Alright here you go *throws the entire contents of the fruit basket at Kat*
            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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            • Owie!

              *pouts prettily*

              Just for that, imma sit here and not take my cold, wet, whipped-cream-soaked jumper off.

              I am, however, going to continue decorating SSG with various bits of fruit and whipped cream.

              *continues the decoration*

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              • Thank you for making me so pretty and delicious Kat
                I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                • *drops off the mystical bag of wonders before I head off to work*

                  Have fun!!!
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • *giggles eeeebily*

                    *digs through bag*

                    *finds duct tape*

                    Ooo.....

                    *hunts around for a boy to tie up*

                    Heeeeere boy boy boy... Who wants to be my plaything?

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                    • Uh oh *runs away*
                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                        Uh oh *runs away*
                        *catches RayvenQ*

                        Not so fast Pretty Boy . . .you've been volunteered since all the other guys seem to have disappeared and went to work.

                        This is what you get for taking a Friday off . . . you're going to take it ALL off
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • Who says I have anything to take off?!



                          Whenever I come in here I'm always fully stripped off prepared
                          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                          • *grins*

                            *exchanges duct tape for PVC tape*

                            *binds Rayven's hands*

                            *digs through the bag*

                            Ooo....feathers...

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                            • Hmm, what else is in this bag?

                              Fluffy handcuffs,
                              Chocolate spread,
                              Massage oils,

                              Hmm, I wonder...
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • Quoth Lil Bunny View Post
                                *RUNS in grabbing LT by the shoulders and plants her face right between her awesome jubblies and blows a raspberry just because it's freeken FUN!! then runs off into the distance to read the rest of the thread*
                                You know buns - I have a funny story about her awesome jubblies....even she doesn't know it yet!

                                Sheesh...this thread started a day or so ago and its grown soooooo loooooonnnnngggg!
                                "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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