Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*does the dance of the seven veils*

*sits in the corner at the piano with glass of wine*

Now, we just need music . . . anyone here know how to play? I'm clueless with this thing.

[Broomjockey]

*pushes play on the CD player* Geez, you old people and technology.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*pushes play on the CD player* Geez, you old people and technology.

I didn't realize 40 was the new old age now? I just read in Parade magazine a little over a year ago that 60 was the new 40.

So does that make 40 the new 20 or 30 now? Hmmmm . . .

Or maybe I should just chill out and enjoy my glass

[Broomjockey]

Or maybe I should just chill out and enjoy my glass

Sounds like a plan to me. *lines up a few shots of scotch*.

[RayvenQ]

*shakes head* I'm dissapointed in you Broom, any good scotch should be supped (or drank relatively slowly) and appreciated, not knocked back in one.

[Broomjockey]

Yeah, but you forget. I have the bottle here too. And I plan on getting reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly drunk.

[iradney]

*sits in the corner at the piano with glass of wine*

Now, we just need music . . . anyone here know how to play? I'm clueless with this thing.

I played in high school...

*sits down*
*starts playing Heart and Soul*

[Lil Bunny]

*Sets down one of many tubs of music* Any requests?

*cracks knuckles and breaks into Piano Man* Anyone else know the words? Sing it with me now!

[SnapAddict218]

*Sets down one of many tubs of music* Any requests?

*does the holy shit shes way too full of rock star dance* Eff you fuck face! yea!!

*dances 'round with pants at her ankles like normal* WOOT!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*does the holy shit shes way too full of rock star dance* Eff you fuck face! yea!!

*dances 'round with pants at her ankles like normal* WOOT!

Didn't someone say something about inviting Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud to perform later tonight?

*puts out her cigarette and checks the thermostat for the room*

Warm in here tonight . . . *starts peeling off clothing and strips down to bra and panties and black stiletto heels*

Guess since the piano's warmed up, we need some songs . . . *grabs microphone and stretches out across top of piano*

Anyone know the music to "Cry Me A River?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I think we need one of the ladies to pose seductively upon the piano. Any volunteers?

[Lil Bunny]

Uhhhh Irv?

*Points at DGoddess while still plunking away on the keys*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I think I need to start paying more attention. My mind was on another project.

Sing me a song sexy piano ladeeeeee.....!

[Plaidman]

*pushes play on the CD player* Geez, you old people and technology.

Ahh... see... by playing the piano, Plaidman can prove how dexterious he is with his fingers....


With CD players, one hears the music...

But with Plaidman, one can feel his music........

[fireheart]

*crawls on top of the piano and starts singing Fever*