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  • *knocks everyone off of piano and starts belting out whatever tune comes to mind...*

    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time...Peanut Butter Jelly Time...
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • Quoth fireheart17 View Post
      *knocks everyone off of piano and starts belting out whatever tune comes to mind...*

      It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time...Peanut Butter Jelly Time...
      You forgot something, and NO I'm not donning the banana costume!
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • Quoth fireheart17 View Post
        *knocks everyone off of piano and starts belting out whatever tune comes to mind...*

        It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time...Peanut Butter Jelly Time...
        If you insist on singing annoying songs, I bust out the vast collections of songs gather from years of summer camp*, and forced viewings of Disney movies.


        You may hear, Oh, Susanna or Pink Elephants the choice is yours.


        * get your minds out of the gutter, it was a day camp so everyone left by 6pm, no sleeping over
        Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla

        "You're the nicest evil person I know" one of my managers to me

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        • AHEM

          *Points at costume room full of HTH gear* Might I remind you guys that there are three burlesque girls here? If you're going to sing the song...you're gonna wear the gear. Now hop to it, we have heels for all.

          Iradney, that means you (mainly cause I know that routine in my freeken sleep). Here's your shorts, bra and vest. You'll have to supply your own base tights, black fishnets and hair/makeup though. There are just some things we girls shouldn't share.
          Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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          • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            You forgot something, and NO I'm not donning the banana costume!
            Rightio....

            *knocks out Irv and forces him into the banana costume*
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • Quoth fireheart17 View Post
              Rightio....

              *knocks out Irv and forces him into the banana costume*
              A singing banana?

              Then maybe we should invite the rest of the Fruit of the Loom guys over then so Irv will feel more at home?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Aaaaagh! Somebody get me out of this moldy old banana costume! It smells!
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • Quoth Lil Bunny View Post
                  AHEM
                  .

                  Iradney, that means you (mainly cause I know that routine in my freeken sleep). Here's your shorts, bra and vest. You'll have to supply your own base tights, black fishnets and hair/makeup though. There are just some things we girls shouldn't share.
                  Does this mean I can wear my slut-red lipstick?
                  The report button - not just for decoration

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                  • LOL of course!!!
                    Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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                    • Quoth iradney View Post
                      Does this mean I can wear my slut-red lipstick?
                      It's taken you 1088 posts in this thread to get your lipstick out? Frankly I'm disappointed!
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        Aaaaagh! Somebody get me out of this moldy old banana costume! It smells!
                        No! *knocks him out and makes a banana split out of Irv banana, marshmallows and lots of ice-cream*

                        Now...who wants to have an Irv banana split?

                        Whoever gets the banana first gets to do whatever they want with Irv...
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • *comes to*

                          Bleccchhhh, this costume still smells like ass.

                          But I have to say, I do have appeal.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            It's taken you 1088 posts in this thread to get your lipstick out? Frankly I'm disappointed!
                            My lips are naturally plump and kissable :P
                            The report button - not just for decoration

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                            • Quoth iradney View Post
                              My lips are naturally plump and kissable :P
                              I vote that we now put that to the test!
                              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                              • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                                I vote that we now put that to the test!
                                *puckers up and smacks one right on Broom's....chin*
                                The report button - not just for decoration

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