Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Broomjockey]

Eventually.

I'm doomed, aren't I?

[Chromatix]

So you've got a stiff neck?

Did you get a Viagra pill stuck in it or something?

[Broomjockey]

Sadly, no. That implies more activity than my social life's seen in quite a while.

[Evil Queen]

I'm doomed, aren't I?

Maybe! maybe not. We'll just have to find out for ourselves, won't we?

[Broomjockey]

If no one sees me for a few days, check under EQ's porch.

[Mike Taylor]

*runs in... sets piano on fire... runs away*

[Evil Queen]

But... I don't have a porch?

[Broomjockey]

But... I don't have a porch?

Well, basement then. Do you have one of those?

[Evil Queen]

I have an attic.

(I've been reading the scary games thread, teehee!)

[Broomjockey]

I have an attic.

As long as it's not dusty, fine.

[Evil Queen]

Woohoo!

Broom's mine! Foo on the rest of you!

[fireheart]

*sneaks in and steals broom*

*runaway*

Hey, what about me?! What am I meant to be doing? Or can I join in the fun?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I propose a chick fight between EQ and fireheart for Broom.

With plenty of hair tossing, por favor.

Or jello wrestling, whichever yanks your crank.

[fireheart]

I propose a chick fight between EQ and fireheart for Broom.

With plenty of hair tossing, por favor.

Or jello wrestling, whichever yanks your crank.

What about hot oil or mud wrestling? With no clothes on either

Loser gets Irv winner gets Broom

[Evil Queen]

I propose a chick fight between EQ and fireheart for Broom.

With plenty of hair tossing, por favor.

Or jello wrestling, whichever yanks your crank.

Problem with that, my dear, as you know, is I will win.

No sharing my Broomy!

*hogs broom*