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  • *pulls out the hammer and beats rayven*
    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

    http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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    • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Lupo, quick! Pur your panties back on before someone steals them again!

      And make sure your pretty purple bra is attached properly!
      *continues tickling, himself being totally untickleable, tickles EQ for Critical lol's*

      *fails to notice the inflatable hammer bouncing off him and back into Brooms face*

      Tis the risk you take with inflatables.
      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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      • <Does as EQ said with the retrieved lacy panties and bra adjusting>

        And speaking of bras...

        <snatches EQ's red bra off> I'm holding this hostage until you give me back my purple panties!!!!

        <Runs...and trips on Mono as she's rolling around laughing> Gyaaaaahhh!!!

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        • Gah! Torture! No Tortures The Evil Queen~!

          *laughs, wiggles, all the fun stuff*
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • *pulls out the burlesque costumes*

            lets have fun here shall we?
            My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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            • Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
              And speaking of bras...

              <snatches EQ's red bra off> I'm holding this hostage until you give me back my purple panties!!!!


              Holy snafu, I has no bra!

              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                wiggles, all the fun stuff*
                Yay wiggling!

                *gets out something heavier to whack rayven with....a mackrel!*
                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                • i LOVE THIS THREAD

                  just thought I'd mention that

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                  • <has hit her head after tripping and is dizzy!!> @_@

                    Oooh, shiny clotheses...I wants to wear....

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                    • Quoth Evil Queen View Post


                      Holy snafu, I has no bra!

                      *Raises his hands in celebration, only to realise he's no longer pinning EQ* Twas worth the view though

                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      Yay wiggling!

                      *gets out something heavier to whack rayven with....a mackrel!*
                      *Begins an Eroll Flynn-eqsue swordfight with Broom, Broom Wielding a Mackrel, Rayven with....a Herring!! *Jarring Crash*
                      I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                      • *finds pasties with tassels for EQ*

                        My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                        • Quoth Evil Queen View Post


                          Holy snafu, I has no bra!

                          WOOHOO!!! *takes pics*
                          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                          • *throws something covered in rinestones at Lupo's head*
                            My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                            • Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                              *Begins an Eroll Flynn-eqsue swordfight with Broom, Broom Wielding a Mackrel, Rayven with....a Herring!! *Jarring Crash*
                              *gets hit after being distracted by EQ's lack of bra*
                              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                              • ooh, rhinestones!! Sparkley!!

                                er...it's all straps and knots...how does I put it on...? Confuzzled... and where does THIS bit go?!?!

                                <gets distracted by the fish fight> oooh...fight fight fight!!!

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