Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Broomjockey]

*wanders in after long absence*

o_O There's whippings and spankings now?

*flees*

[SengaKitty]

-snags broomjockey- Nope get over here -straps a collar on broomy, adds a leash, and holds on-

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*comes back in to see what's going on*

What's this I hear about Broom stopping by and leaving rather suddenly?

*grabs cup of coffee and curls up by the fireplace*

I see things have calmed down but it's still early in the afternoon. So who's up for naughty Christmas caroling later this evening - preferably after dark?

[iradney]

*wonders if she should put on her sky-high red suede fuck me stilettos*
Hmmmmmm

[Broomjockey]

-snags broomjockey- Nope get over here -straps a collar on broomy, adds a leash, and holds on-

*rips collar off*

I've got a thing about my neck being constricted, sorry. I can't even wear turtleneck sweaters. If that saddle's still laying around, you can try that.

[SengaKitty]

-blinks- OK sorry... -smiles and gets smaller collar and straps it on Broomy's wrist- there we go?

[Crazeyal]

Pfft

If yer gonna be a PERV

BE A PERV

*puts choke chain around Broom's nads*

*hands chain to RHPG*

Have fun

[Xarlaxas]

*rips collar off*

I've got a thing about my neck being constricted, sorry. I can't even wear turtleneck sweaters. If that saddle's still laying around, you can try that.

*wanders into the thread completely bemused*

But collars are ever so fun! I wear a collar with my suit most days....

Seems like things are quite quiet tonight. Except for poor Broom. :P

[SengaKitty]

hehe I wear a collar no matter what i'm wearing, even if it's my fancy collar

[Xarlaxas]

I love my collar, especially when my leash is attached to it, though I've yet to have any girls steal me.

[SengaKitty]

-soft smile- I'm owned, happily...


Faerie Owned By River


Me in my collar

[Xarlaxas]

You have one very lucky owner! ^_^

Anyway... where have all the whippings and spankings gone?

[Imogene]

where have all the whippings and spankings gone?

Along with the rum, they were all drunk up by a pirate dancing round a bonfire...

Okay, that's not true... *wields the spatula of DOOOM!*

[Xarlaxas]

Eep, not the Spatula! *hides*

[McGoddess09]

Yes!!! The spatula!!!