Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Lil Bunny]

*eyes Xarlaxas* Hmmm....new blood eh? Yes, you probably should run.

*trips him, hog ties him and drags him over to the kiddie pool* Now, who wants to have fun??

[Xarlaxas]

Oh how easily my attempts to flee have been thwarted! Fun is good though.... As long as I don't have to eat any chocolate! That stuff does not agree with me. Hehe.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*eyes Xarlaxas* Hmmm....new blood eh? Yes, you probably should run.

*trips him, hog ties him and drags him over to the kiddie pool* Now, who wants to have fun??

*walks over to kiddie pool and unties him*

Actually, I saw him first. Go find your own boytoy

[Xarlaxas]

If you want me come and claim me! *scampers away while Lil Bunny and DGoddessChardonnay argue* <.< >.>

[McGoddess09]

*wields the spatula in Mc's direction, slapping it against her own hand, just to see how well it reverberates*
Ooo, it stings so good...

Oh Juwl, you tease! My butt already hurts from spending the night at the SO's house last night.

[Bella_Vixen]

If you want me come and claim me! *scampers away while Lil Bunny and DGoddessChardonnay argue* <.< >.>

You're mine.

I have hot chocolate.

[Xarlaxas]

*waves back* I appear to have been claimed then, but you'll still have to catch me. :P

[Becks]

Who missed me?

I did!!!!!!!!!

Becky and Bella? You guy had me spitting diet pepsi back a few pages. That would be soooo more than awkward.

Glad I could contribute to someone breaking rule #1.

Poor big sis...but I'm nothing compared to Patty Moo.

[Bella_Vixen]

Poor big sis...but I'm nothing compared to Patty Moo.

Very true...

*waves back* I appear to have been claimed then, but you'll still have to catch me. :P

Hmmm...

*revs up the car*

[Xarlaxas]

Um, I think is sounds safest to give myself up, don't want to run over! ^^;;

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Um, I think is sounds safest to give myself up, don't want to run over! ^^;;

We also don't want you run over either.

*grabs Xarlaxas and takes him to the tower and chains him to the wall*

Now I dare anybody to take you now . . . but don't worry, I'll be back soon.

*puts key in pocket and slips out*

[Xarlaxas]

Well... at least I'm safe here right? *looks around nervously* I seem to be spending a lot of time being chained or tied to things.

[ShadedWings]

*wakes up from having fallen asleep leaning on the bar, head buried in arms*

Zhu-wha?

*doesn't move, pretends to still be asleep*

[Xarlaxas]

I think you're safe at the moment!

[Imogene]

Oh Juwl, you tease!

I tend to do that... *swats you with the spatula on the shoulder* Until your butt feels better, I guess...