Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I tend to do that... *swats you with the spatula on the shoulder* Until your butt feels better, I guess...

And how many licks does it take to make one's butt feel better?

[Bella_Vixen]

::wanders in with a HUGE cup of hot chocolate with a LOT of Jamesons in it::

What's going on?

Where's my Xarlaxas?

[Xarlaxas]

I've been kidnapped by DGoddess, save me from her evil machinations!

[Bella_Vixen]

DGoddess, I'll give you a lifetime supply of your favorite wine-y goodness if you release Xarlaxas into my clutches

[Xarlaxas]

Yay, freedom! Wait, what's that hidden text say? Well, I'm sure there will be less chains in Bella's clutches, right....?

[Imogene]

And how many licks does it take to make one's butt feel better?

40 whacks with a wet noodle Bart!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

DGoddess, I'll give you a lifetime supply of your favorite wine-y goodness if you release Xarlaxas into my clutches

Tempting, but I'll have to pass. Unless you can come up with someone sexier that I can keep for myself, no deal.

[Becks]

I remember when *I* used to be in demand.

I might have to go back to New Jersey.

[crazylegs]

Tempting, but I'll have to pass. Unless you can come up with someone sexier that I can keep for myself, no deal.

*cough*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*cough*

Have you got something stuck in your throat? Or maybe it's chest congestion.

*passes bottle of cough syrup*

Try some Robitussin DM. That should help you feel better.

[crazylegs]

Try some Robitussin DM. That should help you feel better.

I think something a little more, vigourous, would be better!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think something a little more, vigourous, would be better!

And here I was going to break out the nurse outfit with the heels.

I guess if you would rather go out and play football in the snow, go right ahead.

[Xarlaxas]

Nurses? Where? *perks up*

[crazylegs]

And here I was going to break out the nurse outfit with the heels.

I guess if you would rather go out and play football in the snow, go right ahead.

Right, I've had enough of small talk!

*picks DGoddessChardonnay up, throws her over his shoulder then walks into the room with the green door kicking it shut as they get in*

[Xarlaxas]

Bella! Now's your chance while she's distracted! *pulls at his chains*