Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[iradney]

Now now Xarlaxas - don't be a naughty boy
You know what happens to naughty boys

*peers over her glasses*

[Xarlaxas]

They get given Turkish Delight? <.< >.>

[iradney]

Someone's been reading too much Narnia! Lol!

No, they don't get given Turkish Delight! They get a SEVERE.....talking to

[Xarlaxas]

Hehe, I just watched the movie. ^.^

A severe talking to eh? Give me the worst you got! :P

[crazylegs]

A severe talking to eh? Give me the worst you got! :P

*sticks his head out the door*

Ooh, You do did *not* want to say that!

*grabs shield, helmet, body armour and other assorted protective equipment then backs slowly towards the door...*

*door closes, then click goes the lock*

[Xarlaxas]

O.o? Should I be worried?

[Imogene]

In general, Xarlaxas? Yes.
Over the armor clad lady who warned you against your comment? Mmmmmaybee...

[Xarlaxas]

Well, I would hide, but I'm a little... tied up at the moment!

[Bella_Vixen]

Well, I would hide, but I'm a little... tied up at the moment!

But you are once again safely tied to my bed.

[Xarlaxas]

Yay! Safe at last? Bed certainly is better than chains. <3

[iradney]

*many many hours later*

...and mind you don't do it again! You naughty naughty boy!!!

*hopes a 6 hour lecture wasn't TOO severe...*

[Xarlaxas]

What was I being told off for again? 6 hours is a long time to be lectured while tied to a bed. ^.^

[iradney]

What was I being told off for again? 6 hours is a long time to be lectured while tied to a bed. ^.^

Er...
being a naughty boy??
there there *smothers Xarlaxas's head in her bosom* I'm sure you'll be set free any day now!

[Xarlaxas]

Mmm, bosom. *purrs and nuzzles iradney* I guess I am a little naughty sometimes. <.< >.>

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*comes out of room, somewhat disheveled and sans glasses*

Damn . . . that was a thorough exam . . .

*collapses into chair*

I need a cigarette and a drink. What's still in the bar?