Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Xarlaxas]

I'd say I hope there's some Malibu and Coke left, my favourite drink though I keep on getting told it's girly. T_T

I wonder where Bella has gone, leaving myself and iradney on her bed!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'd say I hope there's some Malibu and Coke left, my favourite drink though I keep on getting told it's girly. T_T

I wonder where Bella has gone, leaving myself and iradney on her bed!

*finds pack of smokes on table near chair*

Not familiar with Malibu . . . *lights cigarette and takes puff and goes behind the bar*

Oh, there's Diet Coke at least.

*rummages through liquor stash*

*sets half gallon of Barton's Canadian onto counter*

That's more like it now. How about a Canadian Coke?

[Bella_Vixen]

I wonder where Bella has gone, leaving myself and iradney on her bed!

I was at the store to replenish the bar.

[Xarlaxas]

It certainly sounds like it needs it at the moment.

DGoddess: never had one of those! I'm willing to try most things once. ^.^

[iradney]

Oy, quit hogging the pillows Xarlaxas!!!

[crazylegs]

*sits heavily onto couch*

well, that was the dullest day at work ever, who is here to play at the mo?

[McGoddess09]

Wow. I take a break from this thread and look what happens. The bar has to be replenished. Damn you guys!

[crazylegs]

Wow. I take a break from this thread and look what happens. The bar has to be replenished. Damn you guys!

What? I've got long legs to fill!

[Imogene]

What? I've got long legs to fill!

*grabs an air tank with a hose, tucks the nozzle into the tank, and fills your legs back up*

[iradney]

*grabs an air tank with a hose, tucks the nozzle into the tank, and fills your legs back up*

*watches, giggling, as CL starts floating to the ceiling*
Hey Juwl, I think you hooked him up to the helium!!

[Xarlaxas]

Sorry I vanished, my internet died. T_T

iradney, I'll let you have more pillows if you untie me from the bed!

[McGoddess09]

What? I've got long legs to fill!

I've got more than long legs to fill.

[Xarlaxas]

I'd offer some help with that but am still tied up at the moment.

[crazylegs]

I've got more than long legs to fill.

Long Arms...?

[Bella_Vixen]

I'd offer some help with that but am still tied up at the moment.

Damn right you're still tied up.

Can I interest you in some homemade lasagna?