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  • #1291
    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
    *takes pictures then runs away and hides in another thread*
    *Uses minions from evil empire to drag her back*
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #1292
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      *takes pictures then runs away and hides in another thread*
      *opens door and steps halfway out, naked*

      Hey, EQ! Can you grab me some KY out of the bathroom please?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #1293
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        Hey, EQ! Can you grab me some KY out of the bathroom please?
        *taps DG on shoulder, hands her a water based jelly, pulls DG back into the room*
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #1294
          Quoth crazylegs View Post
          *taps DG on shoulder, hands her a water based jelly, pulls DG back into the room*
          Cool. Now what'd I do with that saddle and the jumper cables?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #1295
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            Cool. Now what'd I do with that saddle and the jumper cables?
            I think you'll find the saddle is on your back!

            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #1296
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              I think you'll find the saddle is on your back!

              *looks behind her in mirror*

              Oh, there it is. Let's not waste any more time, shall we?

              *leaves everyone to their imaginations*
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #1297
                *activates remote control "SURPRISE" on the saddle*




                gee.. that was designed for a female rider...


                OOPSIE...

                What's a pop-up vibrator between friends??




                yeahhh he sat on it...



                *turns vibrator up to 11*

                *runs*

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                • #1298
                  *emerges from behind the green door smoking a cigarette*

                  Oh Crazeyal, you're next. Wanna try that thing on ludicrous speed?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #1299
                    May I come too? I've always wanted to have wild and crazy girl-on-girl vibrator sex.
                    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                    I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                    • #1300
                      Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                      May I come too? I've always wanted to have wild and crazy girl-on-girl vibrator sex.
                      The more the merrier . . .
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #1301
                        *Brings riding crop,leather corsets, and whipped cream* Yes,Mistress
                        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                        • #1302
                          Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                          *Brings riding crop,leather corsets, and whipped cream* Yes,Mistress
                          Just follow me . . . it'll be a learning experience for both of us.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #1303
                            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                            Just follow me . . . it'll be a learning experience for both of us.
                            SCORE! I is getting lucky. My SO will be jealous!
                            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                            • #1304
                              Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                              SCORE! I is getting lucky. My SO will be jealous!
                              I'm sure we can scrounge up a video or two on the subject.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #1305
                                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                                I'm sure we can scrounge up a video or two on the subject.

                                Like these? *pulls out dvds*...wait...how did I get these?
                                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                                I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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